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Mmmmm i wants me one of these

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Bugatti Veyron.

Ill try to put the review up.

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Even if youre not a 'petrol head' ... read the words. Its the same Jeremy Clarkson that hosts 'Top Gear' - most entertaining. A very clever wordsmith.









Bugatti Veyron 16.4





By Jeremy Clarkson of The Sunday Times



Utterly, stunningly, jaw droppingly brilliant

When you push a car past 180mph, the world starts to get awfully

fizzy and a little bit frightening. When you go past 200mph it

actually becomes blurred. Almost like you're trapped in an early

Queen pop video. At this sort of speed the tyres and the suspension

are reacting to events that happened some time ago, and they have not

finished reacting before they're being asked to do something else.

The result is a terrifying vibration that rattles your optical

nerves, causing double vision. This is not good when you're covering

300ft a second.

Happily, stopping distances become irrelevant because you won't see

the obstacle in the first place. By the time you know it was there,

you'll have gone through the windscreen, through the Pearly Gates and

be half way across God's breakfast table.

It has always been thus. When Louis Rigolly broke the 100mph barrier

in his Gobron in 1904, the vibration would have been terrifying. And

I dare say that driving an E-type at 150mph in 1966 must have been a

bit sporty as well.

But once you go past 200mph it isn't just the suspension and the

tyres you have to worry about. The biggest problem is the air. At

100mph it's relaxed. At 150mph it's a breeze. But at 200mph it has

sufficient power to lift an 800,000lb jumbo jet off the ground. A

200mph gust of wind is strong enough to knock down an entire city. So

getting a car to behave itself in conditions like these is tough.

At 200mph you can feel the front of the car getting light as it

starts to lift. As a result you start to lose your steering, so you

aren't even able to steer round whatever it is you can't see because

of the vibrations. Make no mistake, 200mph is at the limit of what

man can do right now. Which is why the new Bugatti Veyron is worthy

of some industrial strength genuflection. Because it can do 252mph.

And that's just mad - 252mph means that in straight and level flight

this car is as near as makes no difference as fast as a Hawker

Hurricane.

You might point out at this juncture that the McLaren F1 could top

240mph, but at that speed it was pretty much out of control. And

anyway it really isn't in the same league as the Bugatti. In a drag

race you could let the McLaren get to 120mph before setting off in

the Veyron. And you'd still get to 200mph first. The Bugatti is way,

way faster than anything else the roads have seen.

Of course, at £810,000, it is also jolly expensive, but when you look

at the history of its development you'll discover it's rather more

than just a car . . .

It all started when Ferdinand Piëch, the swivel-eyed former boss of

Volkswagen, bought Bugatti and had someone design a concept car.

"This," he said, "is what the next Bugatti will look like." And then,

without consulting anyone, he went on. "And it vill have an engine

that develops 1000 horsepower and it vill be capable of 400kph."

His engineers were horrified. But they set to work anyway, mating two

Audi V8s to create an 8 litre W16. Which was then garnished with four

turbochargers. Needless to say, the end result produced about as much

power as the earth's core, which is fine. But somehow the giant had

to be cooled, which is why the Veyron has no engine cover and why it

has 10 - count them - 10 radiators. Then things got tricky because

the power had to be harnessed.

For this, VW went to Ricardo, a British company that makes gearboxes

for various Formula One teams.

"God, it was hard," said one of the engineers I know vaguely. "The

gearbox in an F1 car only has to last a few hours. Volkswagen wanted

the Veyron's to last 10 or 20 years. And remember, the Bugatti is a

damn sight more powerful than any F1 car."

The result, a seven-speed double-clutch flappy paddle affair, took a

team of 50 engineers five years to perfect.

With this done, the Veyron was shipped to Sauber's F1 wind tunnel

where it quickly became apparent that while the magic 1000bhp figure

had been achieved, they were miles off the target top speed of 400kph

(248mph). The body of the car just wasn't aerodynamic enough, and

Volkswagen wouldn't let them change the basic shape to get round the

problem.

The bods at Sauber threw up their hands, saying they only had

experience of aerodynamics up to maybe 360kph, which is the effective

top speed in Formula One. Beyond this point Bugatti was on its own.

Somehow they had to find an extra 30kph, and there was no point in

looking to the engine for answers because each extra 1kph increase in

speed requires an extra 8bhp from the power plant. An extra 30kph

then would need an extra 240bhp. That was not possible.

The extra speed had to come from changing small things on the body.

They started by fitting smaller door mirrors, which upped the top

speed a bit but at too high a price. It turned out that the bigger

ones had been keeping the nose of the car on the ground. Without them

the stability was gone.

In other words, the door mirrors were generating downforce. That

gives you an idea of how much of a bastard the air can be at this

speed.

After some public failures, fires and accidents, and one chief being

fired, they hit on the idea of a car that automatically changes shape

depending on what speed you're going.

At 137mph, the nose of the car is lowered by 2in and the big rear

spoiler slides into the slipstream. The effect is profound. You can

feel the back of the car being pressed into the road.

However, with the spoiler in place the drag is so great you're

limited to just 231mph. To go faster than that you have to stop and

insert your ignition key in a slot on the floor. This lowers the

whole car still further and locks the big back wing down. Now you

have reduced downforce, which means you won't be going round any

corners, but you have a clean shape. And that means you can top

400kph.

That's 370ft a second.

You might want to ponder that for a moment. Covering the length of a

football pitch, in a second, in a car. And then you might want to

think about the braking system. A VW Polo will generate 0.6g if you

stamp on the middle pedal hard. You get that from the air brake alone

on a Veyron. Factor in the carbon ceramic discs and you will pull up

from 250mph in just 10sec. Sounds good, but in those 10sec you'll

have covered a third of a mile.

That's five football pitches to stop.

I didn't care. On a recent drive across Europe I desperately wanted

to reach the top speed but I ran out of road when the needle hit

240mph. Where, astonishingly, it felt planted. Totally and utterly

rock steady. It felt sublime.

Not quiet, though. The engine sounds like Victorian plumbing - it

looks like Victorian plumbing as well, to be honest - and the roar

from the tyres was biblical. But it still felt brilliant. Utterly,

stunningly, mind blowingly, jaw droppingly brilliant.

And then I reached the Alps where, unbelievably, it got better. I

expected this road rocket to be absolutely useless in the bends but

it felt like a big Lotus Elise.

Occasionally, if I accelerated hard in a tight corner, it behaved

strangely as the four-wheel-drive system decided which axle would be

best equipped to deal with the wave of power. I won't say it's a

nasty feel or dangerous. Just weird, in the same way that the

duck-billed platypus is weird.

You learn to raise an eyebrow at what's only a foible, and then, as

the road straightens out, steady yourself for Prince Albert's boiler

to gird its loins and play havoc with the space-time continuum. No,

really, you come round a bend, see what appears to be miles and miles

of dead straight road, bury your foot in the carpet and with a big

asthmatic wheeze, bang, you're instantly at the next bend, with your

eyebrow raised again.

From behind the wheel of a Veyron, France is the size of a small

coconut. I cannot tell you how fast I crossed it the other day.

Because you simply wouldn't believe me. I also cannot tell you how

good this car is. I just don't have the vocabulary. I just end up

stammering and dribbling and talking wide-eyed nonsense. And everyone

thinks I'm on drugs.

This car cannot be judged in the same way that we judge other cars.

It meets drive-by noise and emission regulations and it can be driven

by someone whose only qualification is an ability to reverse round

corners and do an emergency stop. So technically it is a car. And yet

it just isn't.

Other cars are small guesthouses on the front at Brighton and the

Bugatti is the Burj Al Arab. It makes even the Enzo and the Porsche

Carrera GT feel slow and pointless. It is a triumph for lunacy over

common sense, a triumph for man over nature and a triumph for

Volkswagen over absolutely every other car maker in the world.

VITAL STATISTICS

Model Bugatti Veyron 16.4

Engine 7993cc, 16 cylinders in a W

Power 1001bhp @ 6000rpm

Torque 922 lb ft @ 2200rpm

Transmission 7-speed DSG, manual and auto

Fuel 11.7mpg (combined)

CO2 574g/km

Acceleration 0-62mph: 2.5sec

Top speed 253mph =405 KM, ph,

Price £810,345

Rating Five stars

Verdict Deserves 12 stars. Simply as good - and as fast - as it gets
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Still makes me gooey in the wee wee
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you done some studying :lol:
boost me, and then just clutch me, until i get my, loss of traction
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FTO338 wrote:Here's one we did earlier :wink:

http://www.ftoaustralia.com/modules.php ... tti+veyron
Clearly the FTO club of Australia is mad keen on recycling...

this car has been in the build for like 6 years and probably on the forums for just as long. i got a video of 1, i wasnt that impressed, cause you can only go so fast before you run out of track... acctually come to think of it it acctually sounds like a mivec 6a12 with a blow off valve. oooooooooo.......... ahhhhhhhhhh........... and so forth
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Post by SG »

wasnt that impressed, cause you can only go so fast before you run out of track...
lol

cant expect a super car to go bidimensional or something aswell

its not an intended track car either otherwise u'd be finding it crap for driving on the roads and then it'd be a bad super car :(
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