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bout time u stiffs had some input.... u know the drill
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"Ladies & Gentlemen, due to the over budget with our new commonwealth game swimming pool, we now have to move the soccer venue to our new state of the art stadium with free sun shade for the water boy"
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Sydney FC have taken the "Mexican Wave" theme a bit to far in their new stadium.
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"FIFA Has finally realised that it's fields should be just as queer as the people who play their game."

Hehehe, poke at all the soccer players out there. :P
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^ lol. I like.

"England's excuses as to why they couldn't win a World Cup were getting more far fetched every year."
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After many years of trying to unsuccessfully communicate with the humans, the high councillor of the combined federation decided to trash the whole crop circles thing and go for something a little left field....
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    BuCkEt wrote:"FIFA Has finally realised that it's fields should be just as queer as the people who play their game."

    Hehehe, poke at all the soccer players out there. :P
    ohhhhh shtop it shweetie :wink:

    keep em commin guys... i know pete is :D
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    ALCOHOL. Some people get the midnight munchies. and others.....
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      "FIFA's newly hired painters Pete & Mike said they enjoyed the smell of the paint"
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      Bennoz wrote:"FIFA's newly hired finger painter Mike said he enjoyed the smell of the 'paint'"
      Fixed. :wink:

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      FIFA have just opened the new Womens Only football grounds... As you can see it has curves in all the right places! :D
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      Post by d_stroy_r »

      "New pitch found after reviews of the Garman stadiums were found to be 'unsafe'"

      Australia odds of winning a game in the world cup has gone from 1 000 000 to 1 to 999 999 to 1.
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      BuCkEt wrote:
      Bennoz wrote:"FIFA's newly hired finger painter Mike said he enjoyed the smell of the 'paint'"
      Fixed. :wink:

      *vomit*
      yeah pete doesnt sniff paint, he uses it as lube :)
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      New Zealand unveils their secret weapon in trying to qualify for the 2010 World Cup.

      It is hoped that this should prove to be a significant home ground advantage.
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      kazbah wrote:FIFA have just opened the new Womens Only football grounds... As you can see it has curves in all the right places! :D
      But the brushes aren't ahhahahaah :twisted:
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      "Take that, Google Earth!"
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      mrx wrote:New Zealand unveils their secret weapon in trying to qualify for the 2010 World Cup.

      It is hoped that this should prove to be a significant home ground advantage.
      Negative, there aren't any sheep in the picture so it can't be NZ. :lol: :lol:


      Oh wait, Schumie chased them all off!
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      BuCkEt wrote:
      mrx wrote:New Zealand unveils their secret weapon in trying to qualify for the 2010 World Cup.

      It is hoped that this should prove to be a significant home ground advantage.
      Negative, there aren't any sheep in the picture so it can't be NZ. :lol: :lol:


      Oh wait, Schumie chased them all off!
      He's in the corner with one under each arm... a true kiwi playboy :P
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      Post by SchumieFan »

      id rather be a sheep shagger than a kangarooter... THEY KICK! 8O

      besides.... theres wayyyyyyyyy more sheep in aus than in nz... u guys needa find sumthin else to hasstle us about... that wasnt an invite :twisted:
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      SchumieFan wrote:id rather be a sheep shagger than a kangarooter... THEY KICK! 8O
      They spit too... dirty buggers!
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