SOME PEOPLE !!!

dimi · Post by **dimi** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:59 pm

Okay so im at this strip club right (not by choice of course got dragged their by friends), (i protested the whole way,kicking and screaming in the car, lol). Anwyays we get their and were having fun, drinking and fraternizing and stuff.

I start talking to this stripper (she was hawt), anyways we start talking bout cars, as she was a model at the last autosalon (shows me pictures and stuff from her mobile) she then proceeds to show me pictures of her car, it was an excel done up like u would not believe, (it looked sh*t house, like i would prefer to catch a bus) (btw not the new shape the older shape that everyone loves so much). She tells me bout her beast and its turbo and its wheels and its nos and all this other BS, which i really could not care less debating cause she's hot, right, so im their smilling and nodding, and just agreeing with everything she's says.

And then it happened

She asks me what type of car i have, I whip out my mobile phone and i am very PROUD to show her a pic of my fto.To her disgust, i own an fto, Oh one of them she proclaims "the front is okay but the back looks like shiit, and their gutless" and all this other nonsense it just wouldn't stop.

Instead of putting her in her place then and their and telling her that excels are sh*t, i dont right cause she's a stripper and clearly she's fucked in the head anyways so she wouldn't understand. The convo ends and we go our seperate ways. Latter on in the night i c her again at the bar. She's talking to this dude, bout cars again, From out of no where they BOTH start ragging on me out bout my fto and how *~delightful!~* it is.

Lol

AT this stage i am pissed as, like really really messy pissed and could not hold back anymore. I start berating her so bad that she starts crying (dont really remeber what i said, cause im drunk, but been told i said some pretty nasty stuff in an update i got today) the jock that shes standing next to the bar arcs up bout my behaviour and language and sh*t car again so naturally we go hammer and tongs get into a bit of a bifo and they kick us all out.

The funniest thing about all this is when all the dust had cleared and it was all said and done me and mates see the car the dude gets into to drive away in, its a, ready for it, KIA RIO. LOL

I just could not get over how a stripper with an excel and a jock with a rio was gonna tell me that my fto was sh*t and laugh at me.

So yeah thats about it, just wanted to share this with u guys, as u all own fto's, be keen to c what your thoughts are on other peeps dumping sh*t on our pride and joy. they should change the name of it though from an FTO to an FTR, f**k THE REST.

C ya and thanks for reading

(BTW today, because of all that i am the proud new owner of a fat lip a black eye and one very nasty hangover, if i could do it all again, i wouldn't change a thing)

BuCkEt · Post by **BuCkEt** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:08 pm

. I start berating her so bad that she starts crying

Hahaha, to quote some song (who's title/artist I've forgotten); A Lap dance is always better when the stripper cries.

Ahahahaha, you're a legend mate!

Post by **Bennoz** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:17 pm

LOL.... funny, Im having some sorts dejavu with your night out. Not so much the FTO talk, but headaches, blackeyes & strip clubs all seem familar in the one sentence!

Depending on the person type:
Mechanically minded - I pull out dyno sheets (have them in the glovebox

)
Non mechanically minded - dont even bother talking to them. Just hope I line up next them sometime in the future

GoldFTO · Post by **GoldFTO** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:59 pm

that just aint right how does a chick bag a car when she is in the modeling carrer...like seriously all she would be good for is a perve and if lucky a further date...but if shes a model she must be hot and dumb because all the hot chiks any where in the world are always dumb or dont know what the best thing for them is!!!

i would be throwing punches to if some guy bagged my car when he owns a RIO and only bagging you're car because the chik hates it...like i can understand her paying it out and you not doing anything but when i guy comes in and starts saying sh*t...it aint kool!!!

well done man im glad you stook up for FTO rights...this man should get something for that effort seriously!!!

and i really hope that other guy came out looking the same or worse because it sounds nasty..

Post by **kazbah** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:59 pm

God they're everywhere. Yesterday driving home minding my own business this Commonwhore decides to cut in on me.. Anyhooz I said a few choice words to myself in the car, next thing (two beatches in the car by the way) she decides to change lanes again and comes along side of me and her passenger pretends to throw something at my car, and again she swerve in on me. At this stage I'm about ready to rip her a new (I wont use the word here). Again she pretends to throw something at my car. I planted my foot, came along side them, rolled down the window and drove passed giving them the bird the whole way....

Just cos I drive an FTO and she drove a sh*tty Commonwhore - the cars suit the ppl in my opinion!

dimi · Post by **dimi** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 5:12 pm

GoldFTO wrote:and i really hope that other guy came out looking the same or worse because it sounds nasty..

Well like i said i was off my tits so dont remeber the fighting just been told about it. Ahm my nuckles are swollen on both hands so i guess i landed at least 2 good ones, hopefully more..lol

NorthQLDFTO · Post by **NorthQLDFTO** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:02 pm

I think we've all had a run in something like this! I've had 2 already... And I've only owned my FTO for a few months!

(Mind you I'm not known for being cool & calm - typical angst filled goth guy here!)

(1) Parked right out the front of my favourite drinking hole here in Townsville one Saturday night - Me and my mate line up waiting to get in (I love watching people walk past my car and oogle her)

When these 2 guys walk past & one stops, says something about poofs with toy cars to his mate and proceeds to paint the side of my car with his piece of half eaten pizza... Needless to say the bouncers earned their money 2 seconds later...

(2) Me and the girlfriend stopped off at a Cafe one arvo, I forgot my wallet so went back to the car to get it, as I'm getting back out of the car again a HZ Ute with more rust than actual paint pulls up next to me in the carpark... I walk back into the Cafe and as they come in behind me one of them asks me if I'm a hairdresser!?! I answer no and ask why the hell he ask that and he answers "Well I thought only hairdressers drove around in bitch cars like that!" My girlfriend (god I love this woman!) who had walked in before me, totters over doing her best sex toy bimbo act and asks if I'm the guy who just arrived in the sportscar? Not one to ruin one of her little performances I answer yes and she asks if I'd mind some company for lunch because she loves guys with sportscars... And then follows me to a table wiggling that ass! I wish I'd had a camera for their faces...

FTO338 · Post by **FTO338** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:34 pm

It happen to me twice as well....

The first time I just ask them "So you think by driving a better car, even thought you not, it makes you a better person??" & of course the dump ass answer yes, & I just laugh my head off, show them the key & said "Well my other car worth more then you house, so what does that make you?"

The second time is at the carpark at work where i usually warm up the FTO before i drive it. And this dumb ass who own the carpark spot next to mine just walk up to me & said "why you warming up you piece of sh*t, its not like a ferrari or something". A wk later i just brought the exact same car he got & warming it up right next to him everyday for a month & then i put up a 4 sale sign labelled "Piece of sh*t for sale" & with tiny print also said "but it still better then the one next to it"

And to top it off, i bring back my FTO to work after i sold that "piece of sh*t" & warm it up every bloody day.

Yes I'm EVIL

Slither · Post by **Slither** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:52 pm

BuCkEt wrote:
. I start berating her so bad that she starts crying

Hahaha, to quote some song (who's title/artist I've forgotten); A Lap dance is always better when the stripper cries.

That is the name of the song, it's by the bloodhound gang

And way to go dude, gotta love drunken FTO stories!!

BuCkEt · Post by **BuCkEt** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:55 pm

My response to these scenarios is to just ask them what kind of car they drive.

Usually it's some econo box or some such thing.

And if that doesn't do the trick a few quick trips through roundabouts/corners tends to shut them up.

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:45 am

FTR? Pfft, no need to change something that ain't broke, FTO - "f**king The Others since 1994"

Feel free to substitute others with ordinary. Both work.

f**k the Others
f**k the Ordinary
Fresh Touring Origination

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:48 am

I dislike this new censoring, we're all adults here (adult enough to use amd understand the words sh*t, f**k, c**t and jesus-tittyfucking-christ). There's absolutely no reason to censor a forum whose constituents are 16 at the youngest.

Oh and c**t has 4 letters. It's like Bunt, just with a C. I have no idea where this extra letter is coming in to play.

dimi · Post by **dimi** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 3:12 am

u could just do these ones,

im sorry cuntstable its not my gun

FTO338 · Post by **FTO338** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:54 am

scarecrow wrote:I dislike this new censoring, we're all adults here (adult enough to use amd understand the words sh*t, f***, c**** and jesus-tittyfucking-christ).

This is a public forum, & not just regular members read through these posts. Since anyone can get onto internet these days, it can be from 5yrs old to 80yrs old.

scarecrow wrote:here's absolutely no reason to censor a forum whose constituents are 16 at the youngest.

And this comment is like saying is ok to break the law & endorse 16yrs old to drink, smoke, drive without a license & even take drugs. Of course I would be naive to say this doesn't happen anywhere else & what you do in your own time & your private place is up to you, but we need to have at least some sort of responsibility on a public forum.

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:18 am

The Office of Film and Literature Classification (OFLC) is an Australian Government body and they deem f**k and c**t as acceptable for use in material for ages 15 and over.

But yes, I can understand where your coming from.

wild_flower · Post by **wild_flower** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:21 am

THATS Y I LOVE THIS CLUB!

some other car forums dont give a hoot about others at all.
plus they also winge and insult other members and their postings~!!

FTOs must only appeal to cool ppl, thats y jerks just arent good enough to receive the attraction that FTO's emit.