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Sorry couldn't help myself... hehehe :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Aaaahaaa, I've heard of this web site. The instructions for my new fridge sound like they came from that site Quote "set the power plug free from the backside of the refrigerator"Unquote or Quote "do not let a child be hung from the door" Unquote or better still "when exposing to child a sound of gurgles is heard" The mind boggles 8O
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heheeh try to visit it, you laugh your head off. Someone show me the site when i was in uni, it feel just like home.

Ahhhh again visit I must :twisted:
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FTO338 wrote:Ahhhh again visit I must :twisted:
Hahaha.. that comment has a bit of Yoda in it as well... hehe :lol: :lol:
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Bennoz wrote:
FTO338 wrote:Ahhhh again visit I must :twisted:
Hahaha.. that comment has a bit of Yoda in it as well... hehe :lol: :lol:
I've been accused of that in my time but its usually after a few too many drinkypoos..... Whats your excuse??

More quotes from my manual

Store the water foods (specially the bean curd(WTF???)) at the front of the refrigerator's shelf.

In the Problems Section

Symptoms: There are babbling of water in the unit. (Huh! dont tell me I have a natural spring in there!)
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I don't need an excuse, I’m an Asian hahahahaha it comes naturally.

No wonder I understand the bean curd bit. :lol: Bean curd are made of liquid soy milk, & even in solid form they are still soft, therefore its "water food" or "water/liquid base food".

Does that make sense? Or we need an Oxford engrish dictionary to translate what I just wrote? haahahahahah
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This is why I use a brush....

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Im getting mixed messages....
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8O LFW......
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This puppy is still in therapy and its now 156 years old
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Hmmm reminds me of someone I know....
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Something I always suspected... Now where's my dog gone??
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Its no wonder I dont like cats
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