what good is a girl friend!

paladin · Post by **paladin** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:09 pm

well come on? sure they are sexy, great copanions and make us feel good and want to be with them but come on! what about when WE cant open a jar or WE cant fix the leaking tap! we have to go elseware! bah

though women helping women is always good

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 12:19 am

Woman are like cars. We spend money on them but still are no where near worth what we spend on them. When you first get them they go hard and smooth. After awhile they cost even more money and never go as good as when you first got them. They are just another toy to play with

.

After all that crap I just spun I will conclude with girlfriends are good

ph3var · Post by **ph3var** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 12:28 am

If its got tits or wheels its going to give you dramas

Remeber that

wild_flower · Post by **wild_flower** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:24 am

ph3var wrote:If its got tits or wheels its going to give you dramas

Remeber that

hummmmz, that obviously includes guys with man boobs

FTO338 · Post by **FTO338** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:35 am

ahhahha I was waiting for someone to put this up sooner or later, since we got one about "BF", this Garbo section is like group therapy for relationship.

Hmmm when you were young, women are like shares, you invest into few "good performer" or "recommended". As times goes by, you can see which one give you the biggest return, & perform well. For those which are money pit & time waster, we just have to inform others not to go there.

Anubis wrote:Woman are like cars. We spend money on them but still are no where near worth what we spend on them. When you first get them they go hard and smooth. After awhile they cost even more money and never go as good as when you first got them.

I have to agree with you Anubis, as times goes by, the maintenance cost are getting higher too (shoes, clothes if you lucky, if not then is curtain, sofa, & a bloody new kitchen

), it might look as shinny as it once was, but deep down inside you know you still love "her", & every now & then you remember the day when you took delivery of "her".

If you got the money to splash, you give it a new coat of paint (Face lift) & upgrade the interior (Boobs, Hip, Ass

). Itâ€™s a never ending money pit ehehhhe

Slither · Post by **Slither** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 12:59 pm

Whats wrong with you people cars are better than women! Sure they both cost an endless amount of money and provide us with vast enjoyment but lets face it.

Cars don't feel jelous if you don't spend time with them
Spending Money on them will actually give you more enjoyment
Cars will do anything you make em do
You don't have to cuddle after going hard at it
They aren't concearned if things are "going too fast"
You can always get rid of a car if you don't want it anymore

FTOluv · Post by **FTOluv** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:09 pm

perfectly put Ethan

afterburner · Post by **afterburner** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:13 pm

And your car doesn't get mad at you for admiring another car!
Nor does it get mad when you mention your previous cars!

Post by **Bennoz** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:26 pm

Lets not forget, your car wont get pissed off if you have another car!

BuCkEt · Post by **BuCkEt** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:26 pm

*Dons flame suit*

Yeah but a car can't do the dishes or clean the house can it?

Post by **Bennoz** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:28 pm

*Ducks, looks left & right quickly*

Nor does it look better without its paint on....

ph3var · Post by **ph3var** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:34 pm

Slither wrote:Whats wrong with you people cars are better than women! Sure they both cost an endless amount of money and provide us with vast enjoyment but lets face it.

Cars don't feel jelous if you don't spend time with them
Spending Money on them will actually give you more enjoyment
Cars will do anything you make em do
You don't have to cuddle after going hard at it
They aren't concearned if things are "going too fast"
You can always get rid of a car if you don't want it anymore

Just remember to let the exhaust cool down before you insert

FTO338 · Post by **FTO338** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:51 pm

BuCkEt wrote:*Dons flame suit*

Yeah but a car can't do the dishes or clean the house can it?

pffffff it comes with sh*t load of nagging with it though. And thats a whole new pain level all together.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:53 pm

ph3var wrote:Just remember to let the exhaust cool down before you insert

Ahaahha is that speaking from experience

afterburner · Post by **afterburner** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:56 pm

BuCkEt wrote:*Dons flame suit*

Yeah but a car can't do the dishes or clean the house can it?

Pfft ... in my experience, neither do women! So you may as well have the car!

Post by **Bennoz** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:05 pm

Anubis wrote:
ph3var wrote:Just remember to let the exhaust cool down before you insert
Ahaahha is that speaking from experience

Thou you had to warm it up

Slither · Post by **Slither** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:34 pm

afterburner wrote:
BuCkEt wrote:*Dons flame suit*

Yeah but a car can't do the dishes or clean the house can it?
Pfft ... in my experience, neither do women! So you may as well have the car!

Amen to that!!

jonowong · Post by **jonowong** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:05 pm

girlfriends start fights for no reason, and then just use the excuse "you dont understand", they also get angry when you dont care enough, but when you care they saying your caring too much and being over protective blah blah blah so sick of it at times

Post by **Bennoz** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:24 pm

You guys gotta get some real women...
Last weeked, my misses sat happily on the grass drinking beer with me, whilst I worked on the car & listened to some metal... she was getting me refills all day... hmmm now that I think about it - maybe she was just getting me pissed to get a root...

Post by **kazbah** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:32 pm

Though I havent been one for a while....

GF will listen to the crap that spills out of their BF mouth everytime they're drunk...(I lurv ya mate, no really I do!!!!) while everyone else has moved on.

They put up with drunken groping and beer breath

They will pick you up from the pub when you are pissed and no cab will take you

They decorate your CAR (how many looks have you received with your good looking GF beside you in the car???!!)

They may be expensive but they bloody well look after you lot!!

BTW its been shown that married men live longer than single men and have better mental health!! (just thought I'd throw that one in for good measure

)

Oh and to use AJ's term, they *ahem* your giggle stick. So far Bennoz is the only one who knows a guy that can do it for himself... What a wonderful world that would be!!