Party Tricks

Anything off topic that you want to share with the group. (warning this board may include coarse language)

Moderators: IMC, Club Staff

User avatar
kazbah
National Secretary
Posts: 2475
jedwabna poszewka promocja
Joined: Sat Apr 26, 2003 5:00 pm
Location: Stiff Clutch...
Contact:

Party Tricks

Post by kazbah »

Ok everyone, this is the time to post your party tricks... Personally I dont have any besides DFO (Drunk, Fall, Over (thanks bennoz)) but my son has a particularly gross one...

<a href="http://img239.imageshack.us/my.php?imag ... 0315dw.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/5162 ... 5dw.th.jpg" border="0" alt="Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us" /></a>

<a href="http://img103.imageshack.us/my.php?imag ... 0337rv.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/8720 ... 7rv.th.jpg" border="0" alt="Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us" /></a>

I have been tempted to hang him by these in the past, but have resisted :lol:
Teh Ban Queen!
User avatar
Bennoz
National President
Posts: 23676
Joined: Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:00 pm
Location: Sydney
Contact:

Post by Bennoz »

I have no photos of this (thank god) - but although I am 6 foot 5, I can put both my legs behind my head. I also have a mate that can do this - had many people in hysterics when (un-named) friend and I had legs behind head wrestles on the roof of a house boat at 4am after MANY drinks.....whilst floating around the Hawksbury.... 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
User avatar
BuCkEt
Oldtimer
Posts: 1544
Joined: Mon Nov 01, 2004 6:00 pm
Location: Canberra

Post by BuCkEt »

Hey Kazbah......does your son eat?? :?

I can sought of get mine out that far...
User avatar
kazbah
National Secretary
Posts: 2475
Joined: Sat Apr 26, 2003 5:00 pm
Location: Stiff Clutch...
Contact:

Post by kazbah »

BuCkEt wrote:Hey Kazbah......does your son eat?? :?

I can sought of get mine out that far...
Like a horse, Bucket, like a horse!! 8O
Teh Ban Queen!
User avatar
kazbah
National Secretary
Posts: 2475
Joined: Sat Apr 26, 2003 5:00 pm
Location: Stiff Clutch...
Contact:

Post by kazbah »

Bennoz wrote:I have no photos of this (thank god) - but although I am 6 foot 5, I can put both my legs behind my head. I also have a mate that can do this - had many people in hysterics when (un-named) friend and I had legs behind head wrestles on the roof of a house boat at 4am after MANY drinks.....whilst floating around the Hawksbury.... 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
Now where is the camera when you need it???

Brings to mind a very old joke.... What does Joan Collins put behind her ears to attract the men......... Her legs.. BOOM BOOM!

I did say it was a very old joke and never claimed it was a good one either!
Teh Ban Queen!
User avatar
kazbah
National Secretary
Posts: 2475
Joined: Sat Apr 26, 2003 5:00 pm
Location: Stiff Clutch...
Contact:

Post by kazbah »

Oh hang on I just remembered I do have a party trick besides DFO - I can pop out the ball joint at the top of my left leg. I have to be lying on my right side to do it but it looks quite gross!! My birthday party is coming up in September, I must remember this one :D :D :D
Teh Ban Queen!
User avatar
Supplanter
Forum Moderator
Posts: 6420
Joined: Tue Oct 22, 2002 5:00 pm
Location: Arizona Bay
Contact:

Post by Supplanter »

I can wiggle my ears and scalp without touching them... it looks like I have a toupee that is alive and trying to escape my head 8O
Last edited by Supplanter on Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:38 pm, edited 1 time in total.
LED ALL the things.
User avatar
AJ
Oldtimer
Posts: 2991
Joined: Tue Nov 18, 2003 6:00 pm
Location: Sydney
Contact:

Post by AJ »

I can shake my eyes, but not at night. It's very strange.
User avatar
Bennoz
National President
Posts: 23676
Joined: Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:00 pm
Location: Sydney
Contact:

Post by Bennoz »

Met a bloke on Saturday night who could well and truly suck his own d@%k...
No ribs removed either - and no - no naked demos - he was clothed.
EURO
Oldtimer
Posts: 1346
Joined: Sun Sep 29, 2002 5:00 pm
Location: Melbourne

Post by EURO »

hey kazbah,

that condition is called "chicken wings" :)

lots of serratus anterior work will get rid of that :)

have lots of clients whose shoulder blades do the same thing hehe
User avatar
kazbah
National Secretary
Posts: 2475
Joined: Sat Apr 26, 2003 5:00 pm
Location: Stiff Clutch...
Contact:

Post by kazbah »

So Euro, I should get him to the gym quick smart, problem is I thought it was bad for kids to attend gyms until their bones have fully developed :?:
Met a bloke on Saturday night who could well and truly suck his own d@%k...
No ribs removed either - and no - no naked demos - he was clothed.
I'm not even going to ask where you met this freak, but were there any women present in the bar or was it just men, get my drift :wink: :wink:
Teh Ban Queen!
EURO
Oldtimer
Posts: 1346
Joined: Sun Sep 29, 2002 5:00 pm
Location: Melbourne

Post by EURO »

no not at all...

there are some exercises you can do at home -

kinda complicated to demonstrate on here... and the thing is, doesnt mean he will have any problems because of it anyway... but often with clients I have with 'chicken wings' you try and get the shoulder blades to slide along the rib cage rather then shoot out the back... I do this via push ups type exercises, and specific exercises where they gain more awareness of the movement in the shoulder girdle.

would probably only be an issue if started to have shoulder pain, or related issues - so dont stress.
User avatar
kazbah
National Secretary
Posts: 2475
Joined: Sat Apr 26, 2003 5:00 pm
Location: Stiff Clutch...
Contact:

Post by kazbah »

Now to completely hijack my own thread!! Euro, I googled serratus anterior and the site I went to gave some simple exercises to help this condition
http://www.exrx.net/ExInfo/Posture.html#anchor3102554

I think I might get him to do a couple of these cos after reading it I did notice that his pectoralis minor may be short as his sholders are a bit rounded... I'm not overly concerned but there is nothing wrong with preventing a problem..

Thanks for the advice its appreciated.. :wink:
Teh Ban Queen!
User avatar
Bennoz
National President
Posts: 23676
Joined: Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:00 pm
Location: Sydney
Contact:

Post by Bennoz »

Wow - not only are we able to help with car problems, but we also supply a medical diagnosis service.... nice!!

Image

hehehehehe :D
User avatar
Bennoz
National President
Posts: 23676
Joined: Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:00 pm
Location: Sydney
Contact:

Post by Bennoz »

kazbah wrote:I'm not even going to ask where you met this freak, but were there any women present in the bar or was it just men, get my drift
Was a house party!... you know there's alway one bloke thats off chops before 11pm... Needless to say he was well and truly asleep by midnight...
And yes, was a 'mixed' crowd :D
User avatar
AJ
Oldtimer
Posts: 2991
Joined: Tue Nov 18, 2003 6:00 pm
Location: Sydney
Contact:

Post by AJ »

Bennoz wrote:I have no photos of this (thank god) - but although I am 6 foot 5, I can put both my legs behind my head. I also have a mate that can do this - had many people in hysterics when (un-named) friend and I had legs behind head wrestles on the roof of a house boat at 4am after MANY drinks.....whilst floating around the Hawksbury.... 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

Met a bloke on Saturday night who could well and truly suck his own d@%k...
No ribs removed either - and no - no naked demos - he was clothed.
HHmmm, can bend both legs behind head....has a "mate" who can suck his own d@%k..... Does he own an FTO Bennoz? Sure it's not you?!

Seriously though, if you could, would you? :?
User avatar
Bennoz
National President
Posts: 23676
Joined: Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:00 pm
Location: Sydney
Contact:

Post by Bennoz »

AJ wrote:Seriously though, if you could, would you?
Mate, I'd never leave home... same if I had tits too... 8O 8O 8O :D
User avatar
kazbah
National Secretary
Posts: 2475
Joined: Sat Apr 26, 2003 5:00 pm
Location: Stiff Clutch...
Contact:

Post by kazbah »

HHmmm, can bend both legs behind head....has a "mate" who can suck his own d@%k..... Does he own an FTO Bennoz? Sure it's not you?!


Haahaaa I was thinking the same thing!!! :D
... same if I had tits too...
Only if they were big enough though!! Manboobs! or as my niece calls them moobies!!! :D :D
Teh Ban Queen!
User avatar
Bennoz
National President
Posts: 23676
Joined: Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:00 pm
Location: Sydney
Contact:

Post by Bennoz »

Good god! there's even a site dedicated to it....
Image
www.manboobs.com

Also amusing - do a search in Yahoo (Aus) for 'manboobs' and tell me what the second site listed is.. Ha! how Australian.. :D :D
User avatar
Supplanter
Forum Moderator
Posts: 6420
Joined: Tue Oct 22, 2002 5:00 pm
Location: Arizona Bay
Contact:

Post by Supplanter »

bennoz wrote:Also amusing - do a search in Yahoo (Aus) for 'manboobs' and tell me what the second site listed is.. Ha! how Australian.. :D :D
Now what can we do to make that site #1 :lol:
LED ALL the things.
Post Reply