Should I love my Wife more or less after this comment?

[HiRAEdd]

Scenario: I pull into the driveway in our Toyota Prado and come inside.

Wife: I want to get this having kids thing over and done with so you can buy another sports car. You were hotter when you drove the FTO.

I wasn't sure whether to cheer or be offended

[gotboost?]

Just tell her that she's hotter when she's in the kitchen.


On a more serious note, I wouldn't take offense to that, as she's just saying she wants you to be able to live out your mis-spent youth a little more.

[I8A4RE]

Ok there are multiple issues here. I will try and provide feedback on all.

Scenario: I pull into the driveway in our Toyota Prado and come inside. We are talking about the house, right? Otherwise your wife really wasn't f**king around.

WifeThis was your first mistake I want to get this having kids thing over and doneSecond mistake with so you can buy another sports car. You were hotter when you drove the FTO. Well this is a tricky one, it could either mean you now look like a bus driver or I want to spend more time with your fto friends. Either way you should be deeply concerned.

I wasn't sure whether to cheer or be offended See above

Hope that helps good luck.

[Kustom]

[Gholdwayne]

Are you a novelist Simon? A year 12 english teacher maybe?

Its pretty good analization by the way

[I8A4RE]

Are you a novelist Simon? A year 12 english teacher maybe?

Its pretty good analization by the way

Sounds like something an alien would do to me.

Where in the queens country mate it is spelled with an "S"

[I8A4RE]

Are you a novelist Simon? A year 12 english teacher maybe?

Its pretty good analization by the way

Sounds like something an alien would do to me.

Where in the queens country mate it is spelled with an "S"

EDIT: free cookie to anyone who can spot the irony

[brad_gpx]

en guard

[brad_gpx]

i win.

you used where

[HiRAEdd]

Feedback on the feedback below.

Ok there are multiple issues here. I will try and provide feedback on all.

Scenario: I pull into the driveway in our Toyota Prado and come inside. We are talking about the house, right? Otherwise your wife really wasn't f**king around. Perhaps "go inside the house" would have avoided any ambiguity.

WifeThis was your first mistake Nah, she rocks I want to get this having kids thing over and doneSecond mistake Well I can't get any respect here so I have to make my own human being to worship me. with so you can buy another sports car. You were hotter when you drove the FTO. Well this is a tricky one, it could either mean you now look like a bus driver or I want to spend more time with your fto friends. Either way you should be deeply concerned. Nah, she saw you lot at one of the cruises so I'm perfectly safe there and I'm still incredibly handsome and don't have a bus driver's license so my only conclusion can be that I'm currently 100% hot and the FTO made me like 120% hot, or possibly more given how awesome the FTO is

I wasn't sure whether to cheer or be offended See above

Hope that helps good luck.

[HiRAEdd]

Are you a novelist Simon? A year 12 english teacher maybe?

Its pretty good analization by the way

Sounds like something an alien would do to me.

Where in the queens country mate it is spelled with an "S"

EDIT: free cookie to anyone who can spot the irony

We don't have "cookies" in Australia. We have biscuits.

[Kustom]

[sublime19]

Are you a novelist Simon? A year 12 english teacher maybe?

Its pretty good analization by the way

I have NO idea and am completely baffled how Simon went from the biggest illiterate POS I've ever met in my life to almost flawless grammatical skills.
This is honestly the biggest improvement I've ever seen in anything, ever.

[Gholdwayne]

^ Blahahahahaha!!!

[Kustom]

[Supplanter]

Are you a novelist Simon? A year 12 english teacher maybe?

Its pretty good analization by the way

I have NO idea and am completely baffled how Simon went from the biggest illiterate POS I've ever met in my life to almost flawless grammatical skills.
This is honestly the biggest improvement I've ever seen in anything, ever.

He just likes analisation

[Delvance]

Are you a novelist Simon? A year 12 english teacher maybe?

Its pretty good analization by the way

I have NO idea and am completely baffled how Simon went from the biggest illiterate POS I've ever met in my life to almost flawless grammatical skills.
This is honestly the biggest improvement I've ever seen in anything, ever.

He just likes analisation

But who doesn't ?!?

Edit - who duznt but ??

[I8A4RE]

Are you a novelist Simon? A year 12 english teacher maybe?

Its pretty good analization by the way

I have NO idea and am completely baffled how Simon went from the biggest illiterate POS I've ever met in my life to almost flawless grammatical skills.
This is honestly the biggest improvement I've ever seen in anything, ever.

I'll take that as a compliment lol.

[HiRAEdd]

Are you a novelist Simon? A year 12 english teacher maybe?

Its pretty good analization by the way

I have NO idea and am completely baffled how Simon went from the biggest illiterate POS I've ever met in my life to almost flawless grammatical skills.
This is honestly the biggest improvement I've ever seen in anything, ever.

I'll take that as a compliment lol.

You should, it's the closest any of us will ever get to a compliment from subby

[I8A4RE]

Are you a novelist Simon? A year 12 english teacher maybe?

Its pretty good analization by the way

I have NO idea and am completely baffled how Simon went from the biggest illiterate POS I've ever met in my life to almost flawless grammatical skills.
This is honestly the biggest improvement I've ever seen in anything, ever.

I'll take that as a compliment lol.

You should, it's the closest any of us will ever get to a compliment from subby

So true!