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This is bennoz, he cut his fingernail using a timing belt, harden the f**k up bennoz.
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I feel like I am missing something here :?
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spency wrote:This is bennoz, he cut his fingernail using a timing belt, harden the f**k up bennoz.

But thats how a man does it, doesnt he? Not with puny nail cutters :lol:...


Simon, Bennoz got his finger in between the spinning the cam pulley and the timing belt... Spilt blood :o
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He has walked it off with a couple of stitches..

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stitches make you hard
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Chicks dig scars.
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Plus nothing makes an engine run sweeter and smoother than a sacrifice of blood
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:?Is this another one of these crapbook things?
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aza013 wrote::?Is this another one of these crapbook things?
I'm afraid so. Kaz posted yesterday that they were in the hospital and his finger looked like a split snag on a barbie. He had 4 stiches in it. They are on their way to Byron today, I'm sure he'll soon get over it :lol:
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I'm sure kaz will open Tinnies for him.
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Sorry Ben but :lol: :lol: at your face looking at your finger :lol:
They must have used the sh*t drugs not the good ones :(
You will just have to hit the cans harder now to fix it :twisted:
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aza013 wrote: Sorry Ben but :lol: :lol: at your face looking at your finger :lol:
They must have used the sh*t drugs not the good ones :(
You will just have to hit the cans harder now to fix it :twisted:
this coulda been a lot shorter if u had facefuck aza!

edit: drunk much?
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Soft ben/
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SchumieFan wrote:
aza013 wrote: Sorry Ben but :lol: :lol: at your face looking at your finger :lol:
They must have used the sh*t drugs not the good ones :(
You will just have to hit the cans harder now to fix it :twisted:
this coulda been a lot shorter if you had facefuck andrew!
What Andrew won't sign up to crapbook as well? Smart person :D
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Looks like he was trying to get to third base on the wrong day of the month :silent:
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:pirat:
AJ wrote:Looks like he was trying to get to third base on the wrong day of the month :silent:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Lolz!!! Ima taxationz that!! Hahahahha!!

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sorry! i know im a c**t...

but ive sat here for hours and no one has posted it so...

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