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I feel like I am missing something here 

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spency wrote:This is bennoz, he cut his fingernail using a timing belt, harden the f**k up bennoz.
But thats how a man does it, doesnt he? Not with puny nail cutters

Simon, Bennoz got his finger in between the spinning the cam pulley and the timing belt... Spilt blood

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He has walked it off with a couple of stitches..
Ben is the next Chuck Norris..
Ben is the next Chuck Norris..
I just had to add it ......
sublime19 wrote:Lol clearly you don't know me well enough, it was a joke![]()
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Chicks dig scars.
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Plus nothing makes an engine run sweeter and smoother than a sacrifice of blood
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I'm afraid so. Kaz posted yesterday that they were in the hospital and his finger looked like a split snag on a barbie. He had 4 stiches in it. They are on their way to Byron today, I'm sure he'll soon get over itaza013 wrote:Is this another one of these crapbook things?

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Sorry Ben butSchumieFan wrote:



They must have used the sh*t drugs not the good ones

You will just have to hit the cans harder now to fix it

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this coulda been a lot shorter if u had facefuck aza!aza013 wrote: Sorry Ben but![]()
at your face looking at your finger
They must have used the sh*t drugs not the good ones
You will just have to hit the cans harder now to fix it
edit: drunk much?
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What Andrew won't sign up to crapbook as well? Smart personSchumieFan wrote:this coulda been a lot shorter if you had facefuck andrew!aza013 wrote: Sorry Ben but![]()
at your face looking at your finger
They must have used the sh*t drugs not the good ones
You will just have to hit the cans harder now to fix it

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Looks like he was trying to get to third base on the wrong day of the month 

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AJ wrote:Looks like he was trying to get to third base on the wrong day of the month



BAHAHAHAAHAHA

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Lolz!!! Ima taxationz that!! Hahahahha!!Supplanter wrote:
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sorry! i know im a c**t...
but ive sat here for hours and no one has posted it so...
care of queen K

but ive sat here for hours and no one has posted it so...
care of queen K

