Ever wondered....

GPXXX · Post by **GPXXX** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:20 am

what it's like to tell a chicken to do something, in plain english?

http://www.subserviantchicken.com

some funny ones to try, type:

1. roll
2. split
3. moonwalk
4. pee
5. strip (if you dare)

have fun...

rxboy · Post by **rxboy** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 1:16 pm

Also try:

6. dance
7. lay an egg

mrdj1234 · Post by **mrdj1234** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 11:13 pm

watch tv
9) get beer
10) jump off couch [:| it didn't do what i was especting there

]

d_stroy_r · Post by **d_stroy_r** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 2:15 am

11)when i told it to clap, the lights turned off.

12) I told it to do the splits and it was bloody funny.

Post by **Supplanter** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 2:34 am

d_stroy_r wrote:11)when i told it to clap, the lights turned off.

I told it to turn the lights off, and it clapped... I think he has a clapper installed

Dr_Jones · Post by **Dr_Jones** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 3:27 am

Try "do kung fu" and "die" is also very good.

rxboy · Post by **rxboy** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:28 pm

Try:
1. skip
2. fly
and the funniest one of all:
*drum roll please*
3. masturbate/jerk off