service terms and conditions...

[BorepYano]

Extract from a website...
i just thought i'd share something with you guy just to let you know that the world is not such a harsh place and people do care, for you. for your fellow countrymen and for the elderly.

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Other Areas within Victoria

Please allow for travelling time and availability
Sale, Bairnsdale etc P.O.A.
Bendigo, Ballarat, Horsham, Echuca etc P.O.A.

oh ok fair enough. are you wondering what product or service this is for?

Pensioners

On presentation of a valid pensioner consession card
20% Discount

awww, still wondering what it's for, but that's darn nice of them isn't it? everyone knows it's getting harder and harder to live on the single pension.

Travel

Exclusive Travel available - Interstate & Overseas (+airfare)
Fees are quoted in AUD click here for currency converter Currency Converter

fair is fair, i've billed clients travel time too, but...

Services

Full Service, Couples, Doubles and Bi

- I am a Girlfriend type Lady who is Affectionate and enjoy Kisses and Cuddles

- I only practice Safe Sex

- I do NOT offer a B & D, Golden Showers, or Anal

oh, so that's what it's for... well i have to say i never charged clients for any... charged? i never even had clients for that!!

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Clients with special needs .....
I specialise in providing an escort service to those with special needs and or disabilities. This includes : the deaf, mute, intellectually handicapped, wheelchair bound and the elderly eg in your 70's & 80's. I am very caring, patient, understanding, affectionate and loving and will treat you with the same respect as every other client.

special needs? awww. that's very nice of you dear... but what if the 80 yr old deaf and mute retard who lost his legs in a freak firework accident wants to stick it in your pooper while being showered by a fountain of warm golden fountain of love.



please don't ask how i came across that site, nor why i was reading the fine prints...
actually that's easy to answer, it's a nasty habbit that ppl in my line of work develope. (eermmm... the reading fine prints bit not the scouring the internet for... things)

[Bennoz]

Well, I think the fragile hold QLD had away from all the homosexuality claims is about to come crashing down compliments of you

[SILVERFISH]

YES - the deaf, mute, intellectually handicapped, wheelchair bound
and dude's in their 70's & 80's

NO - Bondage & Discipline, Golden Showers, Anal

man, she got those the wrong way round

if she swaps her yes's for her no's
i'll make her an honorary member of FTO Aus VIC

[I8A4RE]

YES - the deaf, mute, intellectually handicapped, wheelchair bound
and dude's in their 70's & 80's

NO - Bondage & Discipline, Golden Showers, Anal

man, she got those the wrong way round

if she swaps her yes's for her no's
i'll make her an honorary member of FTO Aus VIC

i bet you would consideing thats yangs advert

special needs? awww. that's very nice of you dear... but what if the 80 yr old deaf and mute retard who lost his legs in a freak firework accident wants to stick it in your pooper while being showered by a fountain of warm golden fountain of love.

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST sh*t I HAVE READ IN AGES....OMG lmfao

[KJ_bob]

YES - the deaf, mute, intellectually handicapped, wheelchair bound
and dude's in their 70's & 80's

NO - Bondage & Discipline, Golden Showers, Anal

man, she got those the wrong way round

if she swaps her yes's for her no's
i'll make her an honorary member of FTO Aus VIC

If she swaps her yes's for her no's, i'll marry her... lol jk's

but seriously, one day she'll probably get married, and he'll never no... sickening