what your car sez bout u

[HEK-71Q]

BMW M3 (17" DTMs & Remus Exhaust) I am a Curtin / UWA / ECU overseas business student
BMW 7 Series I enjoy fixing "accidental" scratches down the entire length of my car
BMW 850i I have so much money it literally makes people vomit spontaneously
Honda NSX I cannot get an erection
Morris Mini I enjoy taking radiators out and bonnets off
Mitsubishi Magna I get sucked in easily by slick ad campaigns
Holden Commodore VL I like being reminded my"big Aussie six" is really a Skyline motor
Suzuki Swift GTi I can't wait to got off my "P" plates
Mazda RX-7 I can't afford a Porsche
Mazda RX-2 I spend lots of time in my garage and enjoy getting dirty
Mazda RX-3 I live in my garage and enjoy staying dirty
Holden Sandman I saw Mad Max 367 times
Holden Berlina I am a very good Amway salesperson
Holden Statesman I am a pimp
Holden Statesman HSV I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Holden Commodore GTS-R I'm in a mid life crisis and reckon Johnson is a slow old codger
Volkswagen Kombi I am leading a militia to overthrow the government, and this is a car bomb.
Toyota Corona I teach fourth grade special education
Holden Gemini I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Nissan Skyline GTR I slow down to 120 in school zones and don't like Jap Superbikes
Subaru Impreza WRX I slow down to 160 in school zones and don't like Jap Superbikes or GTRs
Mazda 323 4WD Turbo I wish I could afford a WRX
Mitsubishi Lancer GSR This is faster than a WRX, honest it is
Toyota Celica SX I mistakenly think this was the actual car that won the WRC, like on the ads
Holden VT Commodore (Pursuit Rims) I enjoy having people slow to 60kph when I pull up behind them
Suzuki Sierra I will start Year 11 this year
Suzuki Vitara I will start Year i2 this year
Nissan EXA I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Toyota Corolla KE I have just graduated and have no credit rating
Hyundai Excel 1 I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
Hyundai Excel 2 1 am a receptionist and this is my first car
Ford Taurus I am sure this shape of car will catch on eventually
Volkswagen Beetle I still watch Partridge Family re-runs
Toyota Tarago I enjoy being reminded, every ten minutes, how much my car looks like a wombat
Jaguar XJ6 I am so rich I will pay $60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days a year
Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp
Lamborghini Diablo I only have one testicle
Fiat X-19 This car is made in the same country as a Ferrari
Mercedes 500SL Stretched I will beat your ass up if you ask me for an autograph
Mercedes 560SEL I have a daughter named Missy and a son named Ridge
Mazda MX-5 I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler truck
MGB I am dating a mechanic
MGF I've just dumped a mechanic
Mitsubishi Starion I don't know what it means either
Nissan 300ZX I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings
Holden Commodore VN I just stole this car and I'm going to ram raid an Adidas store
Honda Civic / Prelude with 17" DTMs I have a three inch dick
Porsche 911 Turbo I also have a three inch dick
Porsche 944 I am dating women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Subaru Liberty I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu
Camira So what if it breaks down all the time, at least I don't owe money on it
1967 Mustang: Classic, not plastic.
Impreza WRX: I am a herd animal
Toyota Echo: I like to pay more to get less.
Honda Civic: be original... Just like your friends.
VW Beetle: I like putting out engine fires (see Audi 90)
Hyundai Exel: Im going to increase it's performance with a rear wing
Toyota Camry Wagon: Im the new breed of volvo drivers
2002 Monaro: I have nfi about cars, but all my rev head mates think I am a hero.
Ford laser - I dont have a choice
351 GT - I like people from the next suburb to know when Im comin round
Suzuki GTi - I spike my hair, wear lots of metal chains and bop to r&b music
Mercedes-Benz A160: - Look! it has mercedes badges!
Hyundai Accent: - at least its not an Exel
Commodore VK - Come steal my car, it's not as if they key's any fscking different
Commodore VL - I'd like a Skyline, but all my revhead friends would laugh at me.
Suzuki Mighty Boy - You only need 3 Cylinders, any more and your being greedy.
Subaru Impreza RX : My car has Rally Heritage! I can pretend its a Rex!
Suzuki Swift Extreme: Im too stingy to pay GTi insurance
Toyota Paseo: Hey at least it *looks* sporty
Pre 1992 Lancer GSR: Im hoping people wont know this isnt the 4WD Turbo version..
Ford Falcon EA-ED: Looks like ****, sounds like ****, goes like ****, but you just can't kill the barstard.
Nissan R33 Skyline: Look at what my daddy bought me. It's even got an original Nismo sticker!
R31 Skyline: No, really, it's fast. I think..
R32 Skyline: These won at Bathurst. Remember? No? Oh Well...
R33 Skyline: I bought a skyline, hooray. What do you mean it is the slowest one?
R34 Skyline: My parents own a "small corner shop in Tokyo"
Hyundai Excel: So what if it's not a real car? It has a nice stereo. No wait! Come Back! Pay attention to me!
VH-VL commodore: You'd think my most valuable possesion would not be easily stolen with a screwdriver wouldn't you?
Land Cruiser: I went through some mud in the school parking lot last week.
Silvia or 180SX 1.8l or 2.0l Non-Turbo: I own an Import!
Mitshibishi Nimbus: HUGE COCK!!!@!#$#
Raised Hilux Ute: There's an On Road???
Volvo: I weigh two tons and don't dent easily
WRX: I have a small pee-pee and I stop other guys on the street and throw wangs at them.
Mitsubishi Nimbus. Since I never learned to drive, I'll just obscure everyone's field of vision instead
Volvo. Pretty much any. I'll survive a head-on at 120 ks an hour. Will you?

[d_stroy_r]

FTO?

[SilentBobMk2]

FTO-Talented enough to know a great combination of looks and performance when they see one...

[FTO338]

This is funny bro, so heres a few sentences that say about me ahahahahaha

I still watch Partridge Family re-runds cause i get sucked in easily by slick ad compaigns. I enjoy taking radiators out & bonnets off while i putting out engine fires.

Hey I weight two tons & have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. With an import, i'll survive a head on at 120ks an hour will you??

Damit i'm sure it would be more interesting if we had a longer list ehheheheh

Now Next Please!!!

[Robb]

HEK you owe me new duds I just pissed these......

OMG I'm still crying that was some of the funniest sh*t I have read in years.. Well done...

Robb...