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Read post above Bennoz!Bennoz wrote:You guys gotta get some real women...
Last weeked, my misses sat happily on the grass drinking beer with me, whilst I worked on the car & listened to some metal... she was getting me refills all day... hmmm now that I think about it - maybe she was just getting me pissed to get a root...
I might just forward this thread to her then???Bennoz wrote:Hmmm yes... GF for 3yrs... there's been talkkazbah wrote:Gives the wife something to look forward to eh... By the way when are you getting married????Bennoz wrote:But generally married men die before their wifes...
Why: cause they want to
That because women just pretend they listen while they either watching Desprate House Wife or reading New Idea. If you ask them to repeat what we said, they won't have a clue.kazbah wrote:Though I havent been one for a while....
GF will listen to the crap that spills out of their BF mouth everytime they're drunk...(I lurv ya mate, no really I do!!!!) while everyone else has moved on.
And we put up with women monthly excise, & daily nagging.They put up with drunken groping and beer breath
As if, most women don't have a sense of direction on the road, & 8 out of 10 can't read street directory. By the time they pick us up, we already sober enough to drive home ourselvesThey will pick you up from the pub when you are pissed and no cab will take you
Statistic show 9 out of 10 times is us, the men, who drive women to the destination. Yes they also decorate our cars with flowers, dolls & crap loads of so call "cute" stickersThey decorate your CAR (how many looks have you received with your good looking GF beside you in the car???!!)
Dam right is bloody expensive, & the only reason married men live longer, is because you women try to keep us alive so we can pay for all those expensive habbit.They may be expensive but they bloody well look after you lot!!
BTW its been shown that married men live longer than single men and have better mental health!! (just thought I'd throw that one in for good measure
Statistic show 9 out of 10 times is us, the men, who drive women to the destination. (no offence intended to those who have stickers on their cars btw!) 
Im SO with you mate! Wanna go to the pub?Slither wrote:Ha ha ha, it's so funny to watch the battle of the sexes!
Let's face it, men will never understand woman and women will never understand men. No matter what there will always be things that piss each other off.
This is why cars are far superiour to women!
The last woman who i saw who try to walk & chew, she step on her own dress and got trip overAh but Kev, I think you are mixing that up with male domestic defness, dont you know women can multi-task, ie read and listen at the same time, we can even walk and chew at the same time too
As the other threads shows women use PMS as an excuse for everything anyway, while man don't need excuse.Least we have an excuse, whats yours?
Yes by the time we wake up, we still end up in the very same bloody spot where we started.Yes they will drive to the destination, so they can claim that they drove there so therefore it up to the woman to drive home while they snore and dribble in the front seat after a night on the piss
There is a different between Pokemon stickers & car's graphic. But of course is the same to youCant say I've every been one of those but have a look at some of the blokey cars on this site - I rest my case!! (no offence intended to those who have stickers on their cars btw!)
My toys are no where near the prices of those "Compressed aged CO2" or the mountains of cloths & make up which women keep on re-stocking. And at least my toys are there to be use, & not sitting in the cupboard & get to use ones or twice in its life timeGoing back to some of your threads, you have how many cars, bikes and toys in general?? Again case rested
Yes you surely is a true brave woman, so i guess you are lost & waiting in the cold for your husband to pick you up.*Karen stands her ground, like to true brave woman she is*
At least she was being productive at the time, most men I know can stand still and still manage to fall down pissedThe last woman who i saw who try to walk & chew, she step on her own dress and got trip over
No they are just bastards, plain and simple (actually both of those as wellAs the other threads shows women use PMS as an excuse for everything anyway, while man don't need excuse.
)What? Face down in their own vomit after she refused to take them homeYes by the time we wake up, we still end up in the very same bloody spot where we started.
A sticker, is a sticker, is a sticker, typical male trying to differentiate. They are both made of plastic componds with stickey stuff on the backThere is a different between Pokemon stickers & car's graphic. But of course is the same to you
But what you guys dont get is we are spending this money to keep ourselves looking beautiful for our men (yeah right!!)My toys are no where near the prices of those "Compressed aged CO2" or the mountains of cloths & make up which women keep on re-stocking. And at least my toys are there to be use, & not sitting in the cupboard & get to use ones or twice in its life time
And believe me the male toys are every bit as expensive. The only difference is they spend big $ all at once whereas women spend little bits at a time. Therefore in the male perspective it seems we are spending constantly Strange as it may seem I actually can read a street directory and if by some amazing hapenstance I do find myself lost - I ASK FOR DIRECTIONS!!!!!Yes you surely is a true brave woman, so i guess you are lost & waiting in the cold for your husband to pick you up.