
Was trying to follow some friends back to their place & they'd just crashed the lights & gone ahead, didn't know the address or my way around the coast well enough to find their place, so stupidly I tried to catch up to them once I was through the lights...
Got a little further up the road and saw the little red & blue flashing lights which mean that I was royally fucked, started thinking to myself.... maybe they're not after me ... maybe they're not after me ... wait, no they're after me

After the usual interrogations and a few trips back to his car to check my licence on the system & that, the cop tells me that I would be up for a $700 fine and Loss of license, and then he would start inspecting my car for defects .....
....If he was a Traffic Cop - but, luckily for me, he doesn't deal with traffic stuff, only hardcore crims and drug dealers & that (& I guess he didn't have a ticket book or something)... So after scaring the bejeebus outta me, he just let me off with a warning & told me to take it slow from now on

f**king LUCKY!

P.S. - When are we having that track day!?? Me want to go *broom* *broom* in my big red car! ( *Legally*
