Aussie theme

Gigi · Post by **Gigi** » Fri May 05, 2006 5:55 am

Hi Guys (and girls if there are any around)

Just visiting from FTOOC UK

I'm going to a weekend camp meet and the theme is 'Australian'

Any suggestions what that could possibly entail????

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Fri May 05, 2006 8:25 am

Brush your teeth?

Ah, i'm horrible! Sorry.

I'd be heaps tounge in cheek, so, like a prison outfit with fake cuffs on your hands!

That'd be gold.

Or alternativly you could go as a native, whip the old shoe polish out for the face and take a tin with "petrol" written on it to sniff out of.

Again, that's pretty cruel, but hey, it's comedy baby

Spud · Post by **Spud** » Fri May 05, 2006 8:31 am

Beer, an Akubra hat and some Stubby shorts.

Oh and it is true kangaroos' are a common household pet here.

Post by **Bennoz** » Fri May 05, 2006 9:25 am

A furry dingo toy with a cabbage patch doll in its mouth?

Post by **dstocks** » Fri May 05, 2006 9:34 am

Dress up as a ferett with extra big eyebrows and you could be the PM......

jonowong · Post by **jonowong** » Fri May 05, 2006 10:19 am

VB shirt! and a VB can... u gotta smoke winfield blues and call yourself gazza, wazza, etc etc

u gotta talk like chopper aswell "f**king struth mate" "bloody f**king nevile bartos" or my neighbour
"struth woman"
"fair crack of the whip mate"
when you see a fine looking lady u gotta say "THATS A NICE LOOKING SHELIA AYE?"
and then your other bogan friend will be like "i think i can give that a go"
you say "GO SON! YA BLOODY LEGEND"

oh yeh i forgot the flannel u gotta wear that and the boots with dust and white paint on them... so you look like you just finished working hard labour job

and if u have the time... grow a mullet!

FTO338 · Post by **FTO338** » Fri May 05, 2006 11:03 am

You can't get more aussie then Chopper

Don't forget to use this line when you see some nice "set"

"Crikey have a look at these beauty mate"

or if you with a chick already

"Oooi SHELIA, pass me a VB"

robsta · Post by **robsta** » Fri May 05, 2006 3:00 pm

jonowong wrote:VB shirt! and a VB can... u gotta smoke winfield blues and call yourself gazza, wazza, etc etc

or tommo, robbo, jonno, jacko
pretty much just add an o onto peoples names and 'you'll be right mate'

wear some pluggers, preferably XXXX pluggers, they are gold

drive a ute with a dog in the front, shelia in the back(or is it the other way round im not sure

) and a carton of piss already open beside ya and you'll be fine

SchumieFan · Post by **SchumieFan** » Fri May 05, 2006 3:08 pm

don a australian league shirt and then tell everybody you were born in new zealand

Spud · Post by **Spud** » Fri May 05, 2006 4:37 pm

FTO338 wrote:You can't get more aussie then Chopper

Nup I'm sorry no aussie wear's his pant's that high.

Unless your 60 or over, then it's ok Harry Highpants.

EURO · Post by **EURO** » Fri May 05, 2006 4:45 pm

dare you to tell him that

Post by **Bennoz** » Fri May 05, 2006 5:05 pm

Did someone say Chopper!?!

Gigi · Post by **Gigi** » Fri May 05, 2006 5:56 pm

cool! I particularly like the PM ferret idea

I know I am gonna regret this but ....
Whats a VB?
ditto pluggers?

btw I am a shiela

kid_dynamite · Post by **kid_dynamite** » Fri May 05, 2006 5:59 pm

VB = Vic Bitter (beer)

pluggers = rubber thongs, of the footwear variety

Just run around yelling that a dingo took your baby..

Nacho · Post by **Nacho** » Fri May 05, 2006 6:31 pm

Go to the pub and sleep with the fattest chick you can find once you're maggoted. Enough said!

Gigi · Post by **Gigi** » Sat May 06, 2006 2:43 am

Go to the pub and sleep with the fattest chick you can find once you're maggoted. Enough said!

Gigi wrote: cool! I particularly like the PM ferret idea

I know I am gonna regret this but ....
Whats a VB?
ditto pluggers?

btw I am a shiela[/

Gigi · Post by **Gigi** » Sat May 06, 2006 2:44 am

Go to the pub and sleep with the fattest chick you can find once you're maggoted. Enough said!

Gigi wrote: cool! I particularly like the PM ferret idea

I know I am gonna regret this but ....
Whats a VB?
ditto pluggers?

btw I am a shiela[/

What passes for music down under?

SchumieFan · Post by **SchumieFan** » Sat May 06, 2006 9:07 am

music? - THE HOFF!

Post by **Bennoz** » Sat May 06, 2006 5:03 pm

Yeah!

Gigi · Post by **Gigi** » Sun May 07, 2006 8:58 am

SchumieFan wrote:music? - THE HOFF!

This is a wind up right?

What is this with The Hoff? Fixation? Obsession? Music?????

Ok so where do I find the tracks

Think I should stick to "I come from a land down under ...where women ............"