Caption Comp 22/1/06

Rich UK · Post by **Rich UK** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:46 pm

"Fifa anounce new Euro-pitch"

In a move to further unify European football, UEFA today unveiled the new Euro-Pitch to bhe installed in every major stadium by 2008. The plans include a copice for the French to hide in, an elevated area for the German Superiority complex, shaded areas for the Spanish to sleep under and a touchline bar for the English. Plans to put in a sheep enclosure for the Welsh/ Kiwis (delete as appropriate) are also being considered

SchumieFan · Post by **SchumieFan** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:57 pm

i knew a caption comp would stir you out of your hole rich.... and yet your so crap

Rich UK · Post by **Rich UK** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 12:48 am

Bite me you animal molesting eye tie wannabe!

SchumieFan · Post by **SchumieFan** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:45 am

eye tie want to be? that sounds like a chink joke.... i may molest animals but i dont see them trying to run away aye..... mind you they are dead

ahew · Post by **ahew** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:52 am

For all you A-League fans...

"After much searching, the New Zealand Knights have found a new home ground hoping that this may help bolster their championship chances in the league".

SchumieFan · Post by **SchumieFan** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:44 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

all i can do is laugh at that.... us kiwis might back em if they win a game, other than that they are just aus players playin under a NZ banner.

Rich UK · Post by **Rich UK** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:29 pm

SchumieFan wrote:eye tie want to be? that sounds like a chink joke.... i may molest animals but i dont see them trying to run away aye..... mind you they are dead

Do you shoot them first Einstein?

SchumieFan · Post by **SchumieFan** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:09 pm

they dont struggle then

GPXXX · Post by **GPXXX** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:17 am

SchumieFan wrote:u guys needa find sumthin else to hasstle us about... that wasnt an invite

hmmm... how tempting!!

*whips out photoshop*

nah i'll save my twisted thoughts for next time lol...

:P

mrx · Post by **mrx** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:14 am

BuCkEt wrote:
mrx wrote:New Zealand unveils their secret weapon in trying to qualify for the 2010 World Cup.

It is hoped that this should prove to be a significant home ground advantage.
Negative, there aren't any sheep in the picture so it can't be NZ.

Oh wait, Schumie chased them all off!

Why do you think they left bushes on the ground? Bit of privacy....

mrx · Post by **mrx** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:17 am

Rich - that is gold!!!