Righto, who ordered the Breezer?

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Righto, who ordered the Breezer?

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Oldie but a goodie :D

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now that would be funny pete.... except your an aussie so its just plain rude!

acctually i think the kiwi girls r the sluttiest when on those rtds.... for real i think nz has the worst case of teanage pregnancies per capita


wooo hooo go nz!
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SchumieFan wrote:now that would be funny pete.... except your an aussie so its just plain rude!
acctually i think the kiwi girls r the sluttiest when on those rtds.... for real i think nz has the worst case of teanage pregnancies per capita
wooo hooo go nz!
Seeing this, I might consider leaving in NZ for few years,
I need some child labour to work on my car,
Washing, waxing, checking the tyre pressure regularly, etc..
And once then grow up few more years, they can change the oil, adjust the tappets, do all the DIY’s for me
And I might just go fishing....Lots of trout in NZ
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hahahahaha Max, what your gf got to say about that??

Now Ben, what was the occasion for this "special" drink of yours?? Did you "met" someone at Oxford? :twisted:
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LOL Kev :lol:

While I admit I've met a few in my travels, this one aint me... from somewhere in WA.

My misses drinks 'em - and I hate ordering them

Like walking up to a bloke filled pub & asking "3 VB's and Guava Cruiser thanks mate... always so awkward lol
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Bennoz wrote:Like walking up to a bloke filled pub & asking "3 VB's and Guava Cruiser thanks mate... always so awkward lol
Well is better then "Yeah mate 3 VB's & one Poofter on the rocks" :twisted:
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mxysxy wrote: And I might just go fishing....Lots of trout in NZ
Good idea! you can stay in my bungalo max and we'll go fishing every day down at the canals and up the lakes.... i pulled a 6lb brown trout out of the canals the other day, seen about as big as 30lb but 1 of my mates pulled a 42lb rainbow trout out of there! hes getting it mounted.


your welcome any time:D

http://www.tekapotourism.co.nz/webcam.htm
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Schumie, I will gladly accept your offer, and visit you sometime soon.
I am a very keen flyfisherman, and fished The Big O few times, as well as Tongariro river.
My biggest catch was 12lb from Big O, and heaps of 8lbs from the river.
This place is an absolute heaven, I recommend every FTO club member to visit NZ.
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