funny (REAL) names

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:05 pm

Umm, my girlfriend would probably kill me for this (and rightly so)... but... Karimme Cox.

I just call her K

BuCkEt · Post by **BuCkEt** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:46 pm

Phuc Ho

Hehehe, I used to work for a Telco, plenty of interesting names came through and we'd all laugh about them.

The weird long ones were even funnier. Trying to pronouce them when calling them was just "uh....Hello Mister .....J?"

Dr_Jones · Post by **Dr_Jones** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:17 am

I deal with a person at work to called Ophelia Ho

Post by **Supplanter** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:38 pm

I have known 2 "Joe King"s

mell · Post by **mell** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:11 pm

one of my mates from skool's name is

james bond...hehehe

Post by **Bennoz** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:19 pm

Supplanter wrote:I have known 2 "Joe King"s

Geez, think of the smart arse retorts you could use with that...

"You gotta be joking mate"

"Well yes, yes I am"

Post by **kazbah** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:26 pm

I used to have to ring a woman call Jean quite a bit so I always made sure I said "Hi Jean" and another one was called Vera so she got "Allo Vera"

Seriously!

Another person I knew, her name was Carol Dakin, she never married so she was Miss Dakin!

AJ · Post by AJ » Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:48 pm

mell wrote:one of my mates from skool's name is

james bond...hehehe

I went to school with a Roger Moore! Poor lad, used to cop so much crap.

Another lad at school was Ian Dickman.

Someone at work has the surname "Strange"

My sister went to uni with Austin Healy (one for our English cousins there)

Mrs AJ has a client at work called Ronald McDonald.

When I worked in retail I was on the phone to the warehouse with the customer right in front of me listening and it goes like this...

AJ "Hi do you have order number xxxxxx ready to go for Mr Garlic?"
Warehouse "HAHA! Mr Garlic? Is he there now?"
AJ "Yes."
WH "HAHA! I bet he smells nice! HAHA!"
AJ "Yes that's the one." Trying so hard not to laugh

mell · Post by **mell** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:02 pm

hehe:).....
i got this letter from an insurance company a little while ago ...

and it was signed at the bottom by a

Mr pimping