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Screw the 5 dragons, I take it all the way....... :twisted:


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what the? i'll need a few more dragons to help me on this.. but I'm in.
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*Puts on gawdy blue safari suit & straw hat*

Im in :D
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i dont have any money :s but id work for u guys haha
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Haha Jonowong... I was wondering how long it would take for one of you guys to offer to "do the hard yards" behind the camera!
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i don't think he wanted a behind the scenes role... *ahem*
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I bags to "screen" all the prospective male stars!!
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kazbah wrote:I bags to "screen" all the prospective male stars!!
Sure you dont want the 'fluffer' role? :D
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are you sure??? they could all end up looking like Ron Jeremy. hahahaha
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1. no I dont want the "fluffer" role
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2. I'll ensure they dont look like Ron Jeremry! that is the reason I will be "screening" them!
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So I guess the requirements are as follow hey Kaz :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

1. Excellent oral presentation
2. Flexible during work hrs
3. Team/gang orientated
4. Result focus
5. Sense of direction
6. Not afraid of “new challengesâ€
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You looking to apply Kev?
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No is ok, i give "show business" a miss thanks haahaha
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behind the camera? i wanna be infront of the camera! but i dont want to be with a male! whether it be 3some or not!
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Methinks he doth protest too much?
I too, am slightly Australian. <br>"You flamming galah!" <br>
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jonowong wrote:behind the camera? i wanna be infront of the camera! but i dont want to be with a male! whether it be 3some or not!
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Funny sh*t mr bishi. :lol:
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[quote="FTO338"]So I guess the requirements are as follow hey Kaz :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

1. Excellent oral presentation
2. Flexible during work hrs
3. Team/gang orientated
4. Result focus
5. Sense of direction
6. Not afraid of “new challengesâ€
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Post by wild_flower »

"Due to the moral issues between family members and partners :this company has reluctantly been put on sale. Therefore, we strongly recommend that you consider the moral issues of owning an Adult Entertainment business "

u boys dont read the fine print aye :twisted: ????

but how come they didnt think of that before they started the business up???
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