ill save you guys a lot of reading time and give you Lord Vlads pick up.
grow those biceps and abs. wear a tight white shirt, walk into a club party what ever.... first girl to look your way is the winner... coz she is checking you out obviously. instant strike! walk her way, coz she has only had a second to see you, (basically the muscles, which is what made her look in the first place), she hasnt seen anything else. give a woman to much time and they will get out their book and start ticking sh*t off. say hi, grab the hair and drag her to the cave.... WHEN YOUR DONE, GO BACK AND REPEAT...
you cant lose.
(for those with no muscle or over wieght...) dress crazy, stand out, get their eyes of the bad parts. simple.
I'm a sinner, yet forgive me nothing. I'm a heathen, but forever free.
The band yours-truly plays in
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Dark Fantasy Metal - Demo out soon!
BuCkEt wrote:I believe this is where NorthQLDFTO's sig comes in handy.
"Mace just makes me hornier"
PMSL! Hee hee... The new one is applicable too!
Trust me... I've got enough to write a book!
If I Had A Dollar For Every Time Someone Said "If I Had A Dollar For Every Time Someone Said <...>" Well... Then... I'd... Have A Dollar For Every Time Somone Said "If I Had A Dollar For Every Time Someone Said <...>"!!!
HEY! I won't take such slander! I'm a stubborn, cynical, chauvanistic modern day neanderthal! I'll hear nothing more of this 'sweetie' rubbish!
If I Had A Dollar For Every Time Someone Said "If I Had A Dollar For Every Time Someone Said <...>" Well... Then... I'd... Have A Dollar For Every Time Somone Said "If I Had A Dollar For Every Time Someone Said <...>"!!!
NorthQLDFTO wrote: HEY! I won't take such slander! I'm a stubborn, cynical, chauvanistic modern day neanderthal! I'll hear nothing more of this 'sweetie' rubbish!
I'm sorry, all I heard was "ug ug ug ooga booga me caveman".