Here we go girls - one for us!!

Post by **kazbah** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:51 pm

Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're *~delightful!~*.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE *~delightful!~*.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

Post by **kazbah** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:58 pm

Oh and here girls some eye candy!!

Hmmmmm - Colin Farrell!!

Post by **Bennoz** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:09 pm

Arrrgghhh, Must...... refrain..... from...... posting..... large.... breasted..... blonde....

Am..... the.....president.....

Post by **kazbah** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:12 pm

Feeling a bit threatned Mr President??

FTO338 · Post by **FTO338** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:13 pm

Bennoz wrote:Arrrgghhh, Must...... refrain..... from...... posting..... large.... breasted..... blonde....

Am..... the.....president.....

I think is ok, as long as they are not naked ehehehe

Now wheres the rules book again, i go & change it haahahha

Post by **kazbah** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:15 pm

Women dont need naked - a nice chest is quite enough - we like to use our imaginations

Jase · Post by **Jase** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:15 am

We like a girl with a nice chest as well.

jonowong · Post by **jonowong** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:42 pm

mmmmm jessica alba

Post by **kazbah** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:43 pm

Haahaahaa, but it doesnt do much for us girls......

Post by **Bennoz** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:31 pm

Dont care Kaz!

Well done Jonowong!! You get a free something! as soon as I work out what that is....

NorthQLDFTO · Post by **NorthQLDFTO** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 12:02 am

Well...Seeing as we're throwing eye candy about...

An all round favourite... Ladies AND Gentlemen... I present (...drum roll...) Angelina Jolie... Yeah I know...You're all thinking "But she's weird!" Well, you say weird...I say KINKY!

One for the blondie fans out there... And yes... I have a thing for the pouty lips!

The gorgeous Scarlett Johansson...

And finally... But by no means the lesser... My future wife (she may not know it yet but it's only a matter or time before she realises she cant live without me!)

The 'STUNNING' Rachel Weisz (Note: Last name Weisz until further notice pending marriage)...

FTO338 · Post by **FTO338** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:44 am

Oh oh oh is this the eye candy page???

Post by **Bennoz** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:53 am

Ahhh... a taste of home ay Kev?
I like the whole carpark look.... cars - chicks - cars - chicks.... just works so well

Post by **kazbah** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 12:25 pm

Hang on you guys - this was supposed to be for us girls..... Stop hijacking
or I'll have to put the sign up - you know which one I mean

And now one of the more mature hotties out there - George Clooney

Growing old very distinguishly!!

FTO338 · Post by **FTO338** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:49 pm

Bennoz wrote:Ahhh... a taste of home ay Kev?
I like the whole carpark look.... cars - chicks - cars - chicks.... just works so well

Thats it mate, & don't tell my mrs i put up her pic.......

Hang on you guys - this was supposed to be for us girls..... Stop hijacking
or I'll have to put the sign up - you know which one I mean

You mean the one below?? I just put it up for you so we can keep hijacking ahhahahaa

Post by **kazbah** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:31 pm

Ok lets go with the Euro-Asain feel here - Brandon Bruce Lee

Its a shame he's no longer around!

pagan · Post by **pagan** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:41 am

hmmm sometimes i wonder.
so thats what good bodies are?.... colin farrel... looks like a 14 year old boy chest....

clooney... yeah if you like pensioners, what ever turns you on i guess.
and brandon lee... yeah i s'pose, bit on the skinny side. anyone has abs and defined body at 45kg.

so the perfect man must be a feminine looking geriatric with belemia

damn it... no wonder men can never live up to the female fantasy

Post by **kazbah** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 9:59 am

pagan wrote:hmmm sometimes i wonder.
so thats what good bodies are?.... colin farrel... looks like a 14 year old boy chest....

clooney... yeah if you like pensioners, what ever turns you on i guess.
and brandon lee... yeah i s'pose, bit on the skinny side. anyone has abs and defined body at 45kg.

so the perfect man must be a feminine looking geriatric with belemia damn it... no wonder men can never live up to the female fantasy

Now now Pagan dont be jealous!! And yeah you probably nailedit in one. Know anyone who looks like that?? If you do can you post it for us so we can ogle

FTO338 · Post by **FTO338** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:55 am

kazbah wrote: Now now Pagan dont be jealous!! And yeah you probably nailedit in one. Know anyone who looks like that?? If you do can you post it for us so we can ogle

Well well well i actually do, one of my mate will fit into this "perfect" profiles.

1. Been in to prisons for fraud, which mean well educated.

2. He was a skinny bastard that even a blow of wind can carry him away

3. But since his been working out in prisons, as there are nothing else to do, he gain weight & look like Mr "ego" with 6 pack.

So gals, start line up out side male prisons, as there are plenty of "perfect profiles" man who are waiting to please you.

Post by **kazbah** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:58 am

FTO338 wrote:
kazbah wrote: Now now Pagan dont be jealous!! And yeah you probably nailedit in one. Know anyone who looks like that?? If you do can you post it for us so we can ogle
Well well well i actually do, one of my mate will fit into this "perfect" profiles.

1. Been in to prisons for fraud, which mean well educated.

2. He was a skinny bastard that even a blow of wind can carry him away

3. But since his been working out in prisons, as there are nothing else to do, he gain weight & look like Mr "ego" with 6 pack.

So gals, start line up out side male prisons, as there are plenty of "perfect profiles" man who are waiting to please you.

Great idea Kev, got one just down the road....