My car was parked, you're right.
Now I have a little more time, here's the story:
It's usually in the driveway unless I'm running around in the workvan and the 'car shuffle' and time gets the better of me and the car stays outside.
That was the case today, the white ford is my neighbours, which was parked 5 feet behind mine, ford girl (red 86 Telstar ghia) ws driving past, reckons she got overtaken (which happens on my 'dragstrip' sometimes), panicked and swerved left, according to her skidmarks (the ones on the road

), she started braking around 3 metres from the back of his tank, not condusive to safe stopping when travelling at 60 odd KPH.
Result: the arse end of the Fairlane looks like Tammy Fae Baker on a bad day, pushed his car those 5 feet into mine, which travelled another 5 feet through kinetic energy with the fairlane getting a piggyback.
Luckily she has 3rd party property.
Cops took a few pics etc, she's a nice lass and knows it's all her fault poor thing.