Laser SOLD... Now guess my new car

PHIL069 · Post by **PHIL069** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:07 pm

Selling my Ford Laser as I'm bored with it, might buy a ute instead for the property.

So if any of you P platers have a break down with your FTO, buy my Laser.
It seems to be the "in thing"

Gumtree Ad....
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/port-pir ... 1090465271

PHIL069 · Post by **PHIL069** » Sun Sep 27, 2015 10:46 am

Hey I got a great response

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PHIL069 wrote:
williams brown [williamsbrown204@gmail.com] wrote:
Thanks for the response,I would have loved to call you directly but due to the nature i work with New Zealand Oil and Gas (NZOG) and we are presently offshore in New Zealand Taranaki Basin on kupe project work, we do not have access to phone at the moment,which is why I contacted you with internet messaging facility.

I am buying this for my first son who just graduated on top of his class at Aviation University in Western Australia ,I want it to be the perfect graduation gift for him and am making it a surprise package ,Does it have any history I should be aware of? and why are you selling if you don't mind my asking. I don't mind adding an extra $300.00 for you just to take down the posting..I am already in talks with freighters that will handle the pickup and delivery .I will really appreciate if you can email more info

Due to the nature of my work i am a very busy man working all day, am a (Operating Manager) am presently on-board, i don't have access to my bank account online as am not with my credit card details here but i have my ANZ bank account link up with my PayPal account so I will be paying you through Account to your nominated bank account or better still is if you have a PayPal account ,please get back to me with your BSB and account details or PayPal account so i can proceed with the payment and contact the courier agent who will come to pick it up and deliver it in NT for my son .Await your reply
NO

Post by **Bennoz** » Sun Sep 27, 2015 7:44 pm

Hahaha

Post by **kiz** » Sun Sep 27, 2015 8:28 pm

Lol. The sh*t they try nowadays

shadowarrior · Post by **shadowarrior** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 8:28 am

Reply back, saying the car was involved in a fatal drunk driving accident which killed 3 people. You are trying to sell it asap before the cops can trace it down. You have cleaned it properly but it may have some blood stains and human tissue left over. As long as his son gives it a good clean he should be fine. Which freight company is he using, can he pay you $1000 extra to take care of shipping instead of $300?

PHIL069 · Post by **PHIL069** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:00 pm

Laser is gone

Sold to 2 Belgium female backpackers, they will be driving it around Oz.

Sold for $2900...

I payed $2950 2 years ago, so not too bad

Post by **Bennoz** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:33 pm

I think we're all wondering, were they hot?

Post by **bjk** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:38 pm

Bennoz wrote:I think we're all wondering, were they hot?

Didn't even crack 30 degrees there today!

Post by **Bennoz** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:38 pm

bjk wrote:
Bennoz wrote:I think we're all wondering, were they hot?
Didn't even crack 30 degrees there today!

Are you a homo?

Post by **bjk** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:00 pm

Bennoz wrote:
bjk wrote:
Bennoz wrote:I think we're all wondering, were they hot?
Didn't even crack 30 degrees there today!
Are you a homo?

No, maybe Anti-Joke Chicken is my spirit animal.

Post by **bjk** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:14 pm

PHIL069 · Post by **PHIL069** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:14 pm

Bennoz wrote:I think we're all wondering, were they hot?

One was OK and one was a paper bag job

This is a joke, do not get offended

Technikhaus · Post by **Technikhaus** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 7:53 am

PHIL069 wrote:
Bennoz wrote:I think we're all wondering, were they hot?
One was OK and one was a paper bag job

This is a joke, do not get offended

I am highly offended

Post by **kiz** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 6:35 pm

Technikhaus wrote:
PHIL069 wrote:
Bennoz wrote:I think we're all wondering, were they hot?
One was OK and one was a paper bag job

This is a joke, do not get offended
I am highly offended

I'm highly aroused

shadowarrior · Post by **shadowarrior** » Fri Oct 09, 2015 2:11 am

Bjk... The universal blowjob killer.

PHIL069 · Post by **PHIL069** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 8:22 pm

Here we go, time to guess the replacement of the Ford Laser.

Clues....
1. It's Jap
2. It's 4 door
3. It's from the 90's

silverGPX · Post by **silverGPX** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 8:28 pm

Evo 3-6

PHIL069 · Post by **PHIL069** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 10:53 pm

silverGPX wrote:Evo 3-6

No

Clue...
4. It's non-turbo

Post by **Vectose** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 10:58 pm

Nissan Pulsar

PHIL069 · Post by **PHIL069** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 11:09 pm

Vectose wrote:Nissan Pulsar

No

Clue...
5. It's diesel

FTO AUSTRALIA