Is driving an FTO better than sex?

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Is driving an FTO better than sex?

Yes, absolutely!
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Phht! No way!
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I haven't had sex yet :(
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I haven't driven an FTO yet :((
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What's sex?
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My FTO doesn't mind me putting it in reverse every now and again.
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My fto tells me if the lubricant levels are low.
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My FTO doesn't mind when I tell her she really needs a lube job ;)

I can drive my FTO for hours and she never asks me to stop for a break ;)

My FTO doesn't mind if I fiddle with her headlights in public ;)
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Ahahahahaah this is so funny i'm going to show this post to my missy tonight & see what happen hahhahah[/quote]

Let me know what time and I'll have the Fire Brigade on standby to hose your sorry remains away!


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Post by kazbah »

An FTO doesnt argue if you put your foot down :lol:

An FTO always turns over in the morning and purrs nicely :lol:

God I'd better not show my hubby this thread!!!!!! :P
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Post by FTO338 »

kazbah wrote:Ahahahahaah this is so funny i'm going to show this post to my missy tonight & see what happen hahhahah[/quote]

Let me know what time and I'll have the Fire Brigade on standby to hose your sorry remains away!

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Hahhahaha thats ok, everything is cover by insurance ahhhaha :twisted:
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Post by afterburner »

Well since I can't drive mine any more, I'll just have to settle for more sex.

Although if my mrs did read this thread, she'd be horrified. I'm just waiting for the dreaded question, I just know its going to come one day. You know, the one that starts 'If you had to choose between me or your car....' :P
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It's gone :( - now carless...
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Post by Slither »

I've had something like that but it wasn't a question it was more of a "you realise you love that car more than you love me" to which i replied yeah but i can't spend all my time in the car, what's left i'd rather spend with you than anyone else :P
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Post by HiRAEdd »

haha Slither, you're a real ladies man :P
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Post by STi »

I've had sex in my FTO so i had the best of both worlds. But I dont recommend it, there is abosolutely no room to move around plus u get cramps
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