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PHIL069
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by PHIL069 » Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:33 pm
Bennoz wrote: Astron_Boy wrote: So, in wanting to make some competition for our resident hairdresser, I just bought this.
trailer.jpg
Game on Tarkus.
Brilliant.
I'm going to fab one up for my Mini, out of half another mini
I'm going to enter the race too....I'm going to tow Daniel on rollerskates behind my FTO
mikeey01nzl wrote: Hats off to you too Phil for spending so much time on the phone trying to help someone out, your a top man and only a few would've spent so much time. well done!
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Bennoz
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by Bennoz » Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:35 pm
PHIL069 wrote: Bennoz wrote: Astron_Boy wrote: So, in wanting to make some competition for our resident hairdresser, I just bought this.
trailer.jpg
Game on Tarkus.
Brilliant.
I'm going to fab one up for my Mini, out of half another mini
I'm going to enter the race too....I'm going to tow Daniel on rollerskates behind my FTO
In his rainbow budgie smugglers?
Vectose
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by Vectose » Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:36 pm
Sahin will also enter, he will be towing both of his FTO's by his teeth.
Bennoz wrote: Technikhaus wrote: What is in said Bens big penis by the way?
A whoooole lot 'o jism
Astron_Boy
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by Astron_Boy » Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:36 pm
I'd still like to make a fto rear cut trailer.
Daniel2019
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by Daniel2019 » Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:42 pm
Astron_Boy wrote: I'd still like to make a fto rear cut trailer.
Buy the FTUte, its already half done for you!
Bennoz wrote: PHIL069 wrote: Bennoz wrote: Astron_Boy wrote: So, in wanting to make some competition for our resident hairdresser, I just bought this.
trailer.jpg
Game on Tarkus.
Brilliant.
I'm going to fab one up for my Mini, out of half another mini
I'm going to enter the race too....I'm going to tow Daniel on rollerskates behind my FTO
In his rainbow budgie smugglers?
Yes...
after enough beers they will be on my head
I fix cars.
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Sahin
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by Sahin » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:52 pm
Vectose wrote: Sahin will also enter, he will be towing both of his FTO's by his teeth.
hahahahahaha and carrying all dwaynes wrecks in my left arm.... what you got?
fraz91
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by fraz91 » Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:12 am
All this talk of torque contests...
I wonder how many FTO's I could drag around dwayne's front yard...
I'll have an FTO one day... i swear!
until then:
1. 2001 Merc-Benz A160 (porta-loo on wheels)
2. 2007 Peugeot 307 TDi (more fun than you'd expect)
3. [url=ttp://ftoaustralia.com/v3/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=25373]2009 Mitsubishi Triton Di-D (a monster in its own right)[/url]
4.
1992 Nissan NX Coupe (club car and project car)
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1996 Holden SB Barina - "The Nugget"
6.
1996 Jeep XJ Cherokee Sport - The Budget Build
7. 2010 Toyota Landcruiser 76 Series - V8 Goodness... - Build coming soon.
8. 1990 Audi 90 manual - The delightfully dignified daily driver
Astron_Boy wrote: No correction needed Gen Y, you are correct.
Bennoz wrote: My rubbing happens on the inside.
Sahin
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by Sahin » Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:17 am
fraz91 wrote: All this talk of torque contests...
I wonder how many FTO's I could drag around dwayne's front yard...
None.
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by Bennoz » Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:10 am
fraz91 wrote: All this talk of torque contests...
I wonder how many FTO's I could drag around dwayne's front yard...
Challenge accepted.
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by tarkus » Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:20 am
Lawso wrote: you in the fto, vs rob in the mr2
both with you "cute widdle twailers"
400m drag. see who win.
taking bets now at
http://www.bennoz.com
mine is
RED so it is faster
and sorry to disappoint you all, but the trailer is staying at home this year. Unless Dwayne has some MR2 spares!
cya in a couple of weeks
robert
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fraz91
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by fraz91 » Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:22 am
Bennoz wrote: fraz91 wrote: All this talk of torque contests...
I wonder how many FTO's I could drag around dwayne's front yard...
Challenge accepted.
Am I to bring the drag-chains then?
I'll have an FTO one day... i swear!
until then:
1. 2001 Merc-Benz A160 (porta-loo on wheels)
2. 2007 Peugeot 307 TDi (more fun than you'd expect)
3. [url=ttp://ftoaustralia.com/v3/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=25373]2009 Mitsubishi Triton Di-D (a monster in its own right)[/url]
4.
1992 Nissan NX Coupe (club car and project car)
5.
1996 Holden SB Barina - "The Nugget"
6.
1996 Jeep XJ Cherokee Sport - The Budget Build
7. 2010 Toyota Landcruiser 76 Series - V8 Goodness... - Build coming soon.
8. 1990 Audi 90 manual - The delightfully dignified daily driver
Astron_Boy wrote: No correction needed Gen Y, you are correct.
Bennoz wrote: My rubbing happens on the inside.
Astron_Boy
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by Astron_Boy » Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:22 am
sh*t, have to get my hair permed before I go to the bonfire then.
Lawso
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by Lawso » Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:27 am
Astron_Boy wrote: sh*t, have to get my hair permed before I go to the bonfire then.
hair?
Astron_Boy
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by Astron_Boy » Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:17 am
Lawso wrote: Astron_Boy wrote: sh*t, have to get my hair permed before I go to the bonfire then.
hair?
How the f' did you know I shaved my head again recently.
I could have taken Fraz's nick name for about a month prior to last week.
Lawso
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by Lawso » Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:29 am
Astron_Boy wrote: Lawso wrote: Astron_Boy wrote: sh*t, have to get my hair permed before I go to the bonfire then.
hair?
How the f' did you know I shaved my head again recently.
I could have taken Fraz's nick name for about a month prior to last week.
was taking a gamble with worlds greatest shave for a cure like 2 weeks ago
Astron_Boy
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by Astron_Boy » Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:33 am
oh, no, didn't even know about it.
Vectose
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by Vectose » Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:34 am
I didn't even know Lawso could remember back two weeks.
Bennoz wrote: Technikhaus wrote: What is in said Bens big penis by the way?
A whoooole lot 'o jism
Lawso
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by Lawso » Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:36 am
Vectose wrote: I didn't even know Lawso could remember back two weeks.
that depends how much i've been drinking in the meantime rob
Astron_Boy
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by Astron_Boy » Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:38 am
Well, last time I was at his house he had things written on pieces of paper stuck all over his walls.
This I believe is how he remembers things.
Doesn't fix his clock however.
Lawso
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by Lawso » Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:43 am
oh god damn it, don't remind me...bloody woman