Yeah I will get some pics up asap, the story behind each is:
Front left - my bad. I went too close to a gutter when parallel parking and scraped the bar.
Front right - I went to Melbourne and the only parking I could find was somewhere where they Valet park your car, and you can't park it yourself. I was really suss about this but didn't really have a choice, I was in the carpark and it was cheap so I let them park it. I got back and my car was waiting for me, with seemingly no damage as I walked up to it. It was parked tail-to-wall and beside a barrier, so I couldn't actually see the front right corner. Drive it home (350+km away), got out and found he had scraped it when he parked it. Rage time.
Rear right - this is also pretty sad. I threw my GF the keys and we went out for a drive (kind of a confidence/trust thing for us, her driving my car) and had a great day, then returned home and halfway into the driveway found someone else coming out so had to back out. Second time driving it ever, she backed into the fence beside the driveway. She was shattered and what could I do, I wasn't gonna rage at her for backing a car with little rear visibility that she's driven once before into a fence that she wouldn't have been able to see.
I'll see if I can find some pics on my laptop here at work of the scrapes.