CHRISTIANITY: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
my life will be 2/3 over children will be next, then its game over
I hear ya buddy ... I am 11 weeks and 1 day ...
I just had to add it ......
sublime19 wrote:Lol clearly you don't know me well enough, it was a joke
I talk a lot of sh*t, usually have to keep a roll of toilet paper handy in the car for my mouth
Astron_Boy wrote:Hold me Sooty, I need man comfort.
lol, yeah mine is starting to drop the hint's. "Oh did you see that michael hill jeweler ad?"
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
Supplanter wrote:Amateurs, I've been engaged for years, you're not doing it right
I know that trick, last gf, I was engaged for 6 years, then ended it. I must admit though twas a great plan but the bitch still took half and then some
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
vipfto wrote:Either way they are better than what I wake up to every morning
Lets hope your mrs doesnt browse the forum
Nah i'm safe there at least
thought by buying her the engagment ring it would keep her happy for a few years and i would be able to concentrate on the FTO more, but I couldnt have been more wrong, apparantly after giving her that she expected this marrige thing
At least her parents are paying for the wedding and they dont speak english and i dont speak japanese so win/win there for me
but seriously wouldnt trade her for anything well except maybe a new GTR
vipfto wrote:
but seriously wouldnt trade her for anything well except maybe a new GTR
Brilliant
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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