i started my car, went to check the oil.
saw there was no oil in there so i shut the car off...
went to soccer in my other P.O.S. car, raced down to super cheap auto to buy oil, called amacha to find out what oil i needed to get.
got home, checked my oil again....
and its full.
f**k my life.
kids, check your oil before you start the car or you'll spend $80 on nothing
i'm a retard
Moderators: IMC, Club Staff
- spency
- Mechanic
- Posts: 761
- jedwabna poszewka promocja
- Joined: Sun Mar 28, 2010 5:00 pm
- Location: Hobart
- Contact:
- BorepYano
- Forum Moderator
- Posts: 4609
- Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:00 pm
- Location: Brisbane
Re: i'm a retard
lol
well at least there isnt an expiry date on oil
well at least there isnt an expiry date on oil

kiz wrote:There's potential for a thread about anything on FTO AustraliasilverGPX wrote:This requires a thread? lol
- spency
- Mechanic
- Posts: 761
- Joined: Sun Mar 28, 2010 5:00 pm
- Location: Hobart
- Contact:
Re: i'm a retard
i'll just keep it for next service 

- Kustom
- Oldtimer
- Posts: 6144
- Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:00 pm
- Location: Brisbane
- Lawso
- Penis Fingers
- Posts: 2458
- Joined: Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:00 pm
- Location: Canberra
- Contact:
- I8A4RE
- QLD Coordinator
- Posts: 9594
- Joined: Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:00 pm
- Location: BOOSTIN in front of you
- Contact:
Re: i'm a retard
take it back to supercheap if you still have your receipt they will fully refund it
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
- zuihoujueding
- Oldtimer
- Posts: 1980
- Joined: Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:00 pm
- Location: Sydney
Re: i'm a retard
lol....keep it.
i have 2 bottles waiting for action.
i have 2 bottles waiting for action.
- SG
- Veteran Mechanic
- Posts: 833
- Joined: Thu Mar 10, 2005 6:00 pm
- Location: Perth
Re: i'm a retard
Way better to have oil on hand at home or spare in the car...so you dont have to go out and get it like you said. Keep it, give the oil a good life...
- fraz91
- Hair-do
- Posts: 881
- Joined: Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:00 pm
- Location: 4wding over you, Sydney
Re: i'm a retard
congratulations...


I'll have an FTO one day... i swear!
until then:
1. 2001 Merc-Benz A160 (porta-loo on wheels)
2. 2007 Peugeot 307 TDi (more fun than you'd expect)
3. [url=ttp://ftoaustralia.com/v3/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=25373]2009 Mitsubishi Triton Di-D (a monster in its own right)[/url]
4. 1992 Nissan NX Coupe (club car and project car)
5. 1996 Holden SB Barina - "The Nugget"
6. 1996 Jeep XJ Cherokee Sport - The Budget Build
7. 2010 Toyota Landcruiser 76 Series - V8 Goodness... - Build coming soon.
8. 1990 Audi 90 manual - The delightfully dignified daily driver
until then:
1. 2001 Merc-Benz A160 (porta-loo on wheels)
2. 2007 Peugeot 307 TDi (more fun than you'd expect)
3. [url=ttp://ftoaustralia.com/v3/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=25373]2009 Mitsubishi Triton Di-D (a monster in its own right)[/url]
4. 1992 Nissan NX Coupe (club car and project car)
5. 1996 Holden SB Barina - "The Nugget"
6. 1996 Jeep XJ Cherokee Sport - The Budget Build
7. 2010 Toyota Landcruiser 76 Series - V8 Goodness... - Build coming soon.
8. 1990 Audi 90 manual - The delightfully dignified daily driver
Astron_Boy wrote:No correction needed Gen Y, you are correct.
Bennoz wrote:My rubbing happens on the inside.