How can you put in over a100% at work?

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How can you put in over a100% at work?

Post by aza013 »

THIS IS GREAT,
Here's a little something some one sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic.
(It also made me LOL.) Remember, this is strictly a mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


And


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


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nice one aza, made me laugh :thumleft: :lol:
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Post by Supplanter »

*goes to page 2598 of deleted emails*

Oh there it is, I knew I'd read that somewhere before :P
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Supplanter wrote:*goes to page 2598 of deleted emails*

Oh there it is, I knew I'd read that somewhere before :P
hay it may be old but still good. :lol:
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OCAU I take it?
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haha that's awesome :D
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Post by Sophia »

haha yep, made me LOL to :P
Especially considering so many of the people I work with give more then 100% haha
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