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Its been a long wait. Thanks Bennoz ;)
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    :oops: lots of happy weeeeeeeee :lol:
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    awesome life is now back to normal :D thanks Bennoz
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    Lock eyes from across the room
    Down my drink while the rhythms boom
    Take your hands, skip the names
    No need here for the silly games
    Make our way through the smoke and crowd
    The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
    Move in close as the lasers fly
    Our bodies touch and the angels cry

    Leave this place go back to yours
    Our lips first touch outside your doors
    The whole night what we've got in store
    Whisper in my ear that you want some more
    SAW THAT FTO AUSTRALIA WAS BACK
    And I jizz in my pants

    This really never happens you can take my word
    I won't apologize
    That's just absurd
    Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
    And now I jizz in my pants
    Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
    Plus it's your fault
    You were rubbing my butt
    I'm very sensitive
    Some would say that's a plus
    Now I'll go home and change

    I need a few things from the grocery
    Do things alone now mostly
    Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
    Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
    The checkout counter and I saw her face
    My heart stood still so did time and space
    Never thought that I could feel real again
    But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
    She turned to me that's when she said it
    Looked me dead in the face, TOLD ME THAT FTO AUSTRALIA WAS BACK
    And I jizzed in my pants

    It's perfectly normal
    Nothing wrong with me
    But we're going to need a cleanup
    On aisle 3
    And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
    Because I jizzed in my pants
    To be fair
    You were flirting a lot
    Plus the way you bag cans makes me
    Bothered and hot
    Please stop acting like you're not impressed
    One more thing
    I'm gonna pay by check

    Last week, I saw a film
    As I recall it was a horror film
    Walked outside into the rain
    Checked my phone and saw you rang
    AND I SAW THAT FTO AUSTRALIA WAS BACK
    And I jizzed in my pants

    Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash
    Need to get away, need to make a dash
    A song comes on that reminds me of you
    AND THAT FTO AUSTRALIA WAS BACK
    And I jizz in my pants

    The next day
    My FTO alarm goes off
    And I jizz in my pants

    Open my window and a MIVEC rolls in
    And I jizz in my pants

    When THE FTO was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
    I jizzed in my pants

    I just ate a VTEC YO!!!!!
    And I jizzed in my pants

    I went to. . .
    Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?

    I jizz right in my pants
    Every time I HEAR MIVEC
    And when we're HITTING 8,000K
    Its like havin sex with me
    You say I'm premature
    I just call it ecstasy
    I wear a rubber at all times
    Its a necessity
    because I jizz in my pants
    (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3))
    Yes I jizz in my pants
    (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)
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    ahahahahahaha :lol:
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    Post by rock_it »

    Blahahaha... You buch o' whores...

    And I thought I missed the forums... But AJ takes the prize...
    I just had to add it ......
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    Post by AJ »

    rock_it wrote:Blahahaha... You buch o' whores...

    And I thought I missed the forums... But AJ takes the prize...
    Why thank you! Drunk whoring rules!
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    Blahahaha... Jim and I have been together all day... Lol...
    I just had to add it ......
    sublime19 wrote:Lol clearly you don't know me well enough, it was a joke :roll:
    I talk a lot of sh*t, usually have to keep a roll of toilet paper handy in the car for my mouth :lol:
    Astron_Boy wrote:Hold me Sooty, I need man comfort.
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    Post by AJ »

    Your turn now then. Jack helped me last night and I have another appointment with him again tonight.
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    Lol.. Yeah I keep a bottle of Jack for when jim runs dry...
    I just had to add it ......
    sublime19 wrote:Lol clearly you don't know me well enough, it was a joke :roll:
    I talk a lot of sh*t, usually have to keep a roll of toilet paper handy in the car for my mouth :lol:
    Astron_Boy wrote:Hold me Sooty, I need man comfort.
    :utbnb:
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    yay, back online. and during the time its been off my car had paint thinner thrown on the bonnet! the car aint very sexy no more :'(
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    Cassf88 wrote:yay, back online. and during the time its been off my car had paint thinner thrown on the bonnet! the car aint very sexy no more :'(
    That sux...
    I just had to add it ......
    sublime19 wrote:Lol clearly you don't know me well enough, it was a joke :roll:
    I talk a lot of sh*t, usually have to keep a roll of toilet paper handy in the car for my mouth :lol:
    Astron_Boy wrote:Hold me Sooty, I need man comfort.
    :utbnb:
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    AJ wrote:Your turn now then. Jack helped me last night and I have another appointment with him again tonight.
    *~delightful!~* :supergay:
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    Post by Bennoz »

    Its taken multiple appoinments with both Jack & Jim to get this #$%#en website back up :lol:
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    Post by yano »

    Hope you ripped them a new asshole which happens to be right below their nose so they can sh*t in their mouth every day...
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