TRD LZR for sale (Mighty Mods)

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TRD LZR for sale (Mighty Mods)

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http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Ford-Laser-with- ... 286.c0.m14

hahahahah

the Q & A is the best:

Q: Hello If i take this car to George st on a Saturday night to impress the ladies what are the chances the car will make from end to end? because towing this car may cost more than the car itself. many thanks 03-Sep-09
A: the car made it down 400 metres of sydneys finest tarmac with crowds of people watching... that said we're happy to cut out the floor of the vehicle so you can fred flinstone it
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Can't stop laughing after reading through the description
* Custom flamed paint job (but famous yet unknown artist)
* Classy rear GT wing (for downforce and ladies)
* Custom mismatched speed stripes
* WRX style bonnet scoop (to scare the V8's)
* Undercar Blue NEONS, switchable on the dash
* In car neons and chinese performance lantern
* Updated gear knob and shift boot
* Race style pedals for extreme KFC drive through launches
* Steering Wheel cover for extra grip (for drifting)
* Monster Tacho with 7 colour changing lights
* Custom chrome painted dash components
* Red brake calipers for extreme braking performance
* TRD Windscreen Sticker
* JDM 'Shopping List' on rear windows
* Custom JDM Tinted rear windows (fronts clear so everyone can see you)
* Ralliart Fuel Cap Sticker
* Special 'LADIES ONLY' rear passenger door
* Baggy white seat covers
* Single fluffy dice (2 dice is so last decade)
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Haha that was an epic episode
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lol, i remember when they built that...

so worth 650 lol
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Post by Sophia »

I dont know what kind of ladies he beleives he will be picking up with that....wont be any with a brain....or taste
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA printed off the q&a jus so i could laugh at it over and over again lol
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Q: hi, can you please tell me how powerful the pussy magnet is on this car, im one of those blokes who is a no-hoper and need a beautiful car like this, thankyou 02-Sep-09
A: I've been told my by local expert that it has a Phase 9 magnet onboard, that should be good for an effective range of around 250 meters in a 360 degree radius
FTOs have an 11.5 standard :D
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Q: I just jizzed in my pants and dont know what to do.. should i buy it? 02-Sep-09
A: Free box of tissues included with sale.

ROFLMAO
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FTO84 wrote:Q: I just jizzed in my pants and dont know what to do.. should i buy it? 02-Sep-09
A: Free box of tissues included with sale.

ROFLMAO
LMAO
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Post by BorepYano »

Sophia wrote:..wont be any with a brain....or taste
dammit, i so should've bought it. just my kind of ladies ;) lol
kiz wrote:
silverGPX wrote:This requires a thread? lol
There's potential for a thread about anything on FTO Australia
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Post by Sophia »

BorepYano wrote:
Sophia wrote:..wont be any with a brain....or taste
dammit, i so should've bought it. just my kind of ladies ;) lol

BAHHAHAHA I was waiting for someone to make a comment like that :P
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