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As some of you know, my car is still in the body shop getting the sills redone and I have been a bit bored

So I decided to make a bird table

I spent a good while, making sure everything was straight, getting it balanced, etc, but when wifey came in from work she went mad

Called all my hard work stupid

Sometimes I don’t understand women, I thought giving her 6 out of 10 was being pretty generous myself…

:D :D

EDIT - my mate must have done a similar thing because he just called and said he'd given her one.... :?
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sorry, but wtf?
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nicholas wrote:sorry, but wtf?
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silverGPX wrote:This requires a thread? lol
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X3 i read a few times and thought i had it.....but no
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as for wife... she gets 6/10
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Post by Storm »

I8A4RE wrote:X3 i read a few times and thought i had it.....but no
Doh, even the English on the MG site got this one, although a couple had to have it explained by their wives :roll:

I made a Bird Table... a Table of Birds.. you know Birds in a table, ranked 1 to 10...

I'll get my coat then...
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HAHAHAHA

I get it now...
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Supplanter wrote:Image
hahhaahah thats hilarious!!! haahahahaha :lol:
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lol...im confused...
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I was wtf at first but haha that is good
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Supplanter wrote:Image
"lip my stockings"
"um... what?"
"lip my stockings, lip lip"
"oh right, rip. ...ok.."
"lape lape!!"

Storm - just out of curiosity, what were the categories in your table?
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Storm wrote:As some of you know, my car is still in the body shop getting the sills redone and I have been a bit bored

So I decided to make a bird table

I spent a good while, making sure everything was straight, getting it balanced, etc, but when wifey came in from work she went mad

Called all my hard work stupid

Sometimes I don’t understand women, I thought giving her 6 out of 10 was being pretty generous myself…

:D :D

EDIT - my mate must have done a similar thing because he just called and said he'd given her one.... :?
It took me a bloody day, then the innuendo in the replies before I got it...

f**king GOLD! haha :D 8) :twisted:
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All of lifes problems can be cured with a 6A13TT
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Got it......... :|
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huh? Im still like...wtf 8O :?
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koolio1234 wrote:huh? Im still like...wtf 8O :?
bird tables
a table that you draw on a piece of paper and rate birds/girls
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its good u have a hobby...
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BorepYano wrote:
Supplanter wrote:Image
"lip my stockings"
"um... what?"
"lip my stockings, lip lip"
"oh right, rip. ...ok.."
"lape lape!!"
LOL!
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