(Keep this going) It's good to be...

FTEvolution · Post by **FTEvolution** » Wed May 13, 2009 10:11 am

.... a Maori

'Hello, is this the police?'

'Yes it is. How can we help you?'

'I'm calling to report my neighbour, Rangi. He's hiding cocaine inside his firewood!'

'Thank you very much for the call.'

Early next morning, police officers descend on Rangi's house in great numbers....

They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece
of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Rangi and leave.

The phone rings at Rangi's house.

'Hey, Rangi, Did the cops come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop up your firewood?'

'Yeah.'

'Happy Birthday bro!'

Fulltiltorgasm · Post by **Fulltiltorgasm** » Wed May 13, 2009 12:51 pm

choice bro,

Astron_Boy · Post by **Astron_Boy** » Wed May 13, 2009 3:27 pm

haha, nice.

yano · Post by **yano** » Wed May 13, 2009 3:40 pm

......a fish....and no not a g.ay. fish.... (i dunno thought we were gonna run with it)

*pahhaha Bens big penis g.ay. comes up as delightful. Damn you bennoz! lol

FTEvolution · Post by **FTEvolution** » Thu May 14, 2009 10:38 am

yano wrote:......a fish....and no not a g.ay. fish.... (i dunno thought we were gonna run with it)

*pahhaha Bens big penis g.ay. comes up as delightful. Damn you bennoz! lol

Oliver89 · Post by **Oliver89** » Thu May 14, 2009 10:39 am

hahahahaha

harry90 · Post by **harry90** » Thu May 14, 2009 11:38 am

koolio1234 · Post by **koolio1234** » Fri May 15, 2009 7:53 pm

nice