Wife was a bit drunk last night and started the dreaded conversation - How many people have you slept with?
She gave the stat female answers - The youth who took my virginity, the guy in college who I thought I was in love with and you, the love of my life
Being a bit pissed I made the mistake of being fairly honest and she made me name them all, from the first person I slept with up to and including her.
Now the hangover is clearing I am starting to realise that is where I should have stopped
I use to get that topic a lot ... My missus, is a V, and it always bothered her that I was active since 16 ... So i use to lie and not mention a few 1 night stands and stuff.. She caught me out a couple of times, but still thinks I slept with less... So I just have to remember how many I told her....
what you should say to them is " sorry sweetheart but I dont keep a score card of ppl I sleep with it could be 1 or 6, and any way I am with you and you seam very happy with the way I pleas you in the beadroom (or where every you like to do it ) so what diference dose it make."
or
"Think of it this way every one has done sex ED at school I have just had advanced lesons"
But the best one would be:-
" I have slepped with ... but I make love to you"
then you go home and try out the last part of the house that you havnt played around in yet
i dont think its so much that she cares bout the numbers but the fact that she can now hang sh*t on u
i know how many chicks my guy's been with n its not for any other reason than curiosity.
the only thing i say your silly for-- naming them...all. to me that would make me think that they were all 'special' in your life n that im not any different.
if she starts asking u more info.. or opens a convo with "oh remeber how the other night you were telling me..." FALL ASLEEP! it will only get worse
great story though n i hop it ends up being a happy ending
