Dick Face Devon Head hit my car while it was parked

jakey106 · Post by **jakey106** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:30 pm

f**k bitch f**k f**k c**t sh*t bitch ass cock head f**king stupid bastard cant drive f**king Canberra drivers f**k sh*t die c**t... i was parked in a parking bay parked at 90 degrees and i was in the archery store picking up my bow came out off the shop and notice that my car wasn't at a 90 degree angle any more more like f**king 45 degree walk around the back and fair enough the back has been clipped big ass dent in the body kit and light smashed to pieces there was this guy leaning into his Ute he turned around and saw me with a pissed off look and my bow in my hand he looks at me than the bow and than asks if this is my car and i said yes and said did you f**king do this and he looked scared and said yes and i asked him how the f**k did he hit it while it was parked and his excuse was i sneezed what kind of fucked up excuse is that f**k and yes i know my spelling and grammar is bad i am too pissed off to give a f**k.

Post by **vipfto** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:00 pm

mate that sucks hope all insured ok i feel for ya mate

manofwood · Post by **manofwood** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:28 pm

i hope you sunk an arrow into the c**t's forehead, sly piece of sh*t trying to make a getaway. thats pulp fiction sh*t right there. what a prick

jakey106 · Post by **jakey106** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:24 pm

manofwood wrote:i hope you sunk an arrow into the c****'s forehead, sly piece of sh*t trying to make a getaway. thats pulp fiction sh*t right there. what a prick

That thought crossed my mind but i didnt have any arrows on me

bushido · Post by **bushido** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:42 pm

you should have shat a turd and thrown it at him. Chimps do that when their agitated.

Jakey thats a shame. Hope insurance covers it

da_msta_chizz · Post by **da_msta_chizz** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:30 pm

how in the living hell can you sneeze so bad you hit a parked car?
omg what a noob.

zuihoujueding · Post by **zuihoujueding** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:16 am

OMG...i will be soooooooo mad....not sure what i'll react

harry90 · Post by **harry90** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 9:57 am

sorry to hear.

yano · Post by **yano** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:13 pm

fck man thats pretty sh*tty. Some fuk's really don't deserve to be driving... Did he at least have insurance or does he have to cough up with the money...you may just get to use your bow and arrow just yet and quote lines such as " Where's my money man? Where's my fkn money? Where's my money man"

KJ_bob · Post by **KJ_bob** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:44 pm

yano28 wrote:...you may just get to use your bow and arrow just yet and quote lines such as " Where's my money man? Where's my fkn money? Where's my money man"

ya cock-a-roach

...dude sucks about the car, im the same as zuihoujueding.. not sure how i'd react
I hope it all goes as cleanly as possible for u

yano · Post by **yano** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:05 pm

KJ_bob wrote:
yano28 wrote:...you may just get to use your bow and arrow just yet and quote lines such as " Where's my money man? Where's my fkn money? Where's my money man"
ya cock-a-roach

Huh? The quotes from family guy....

KJ_bob · Post by **KJ_bob** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:21 pm

yano28 wrote:
KJ_bob wrote:
yano28 wrote:...you may just get to use your bow and arrow just yet and quote lines such as " Where's my money man? Where's my fkn money? Where's my money man"
ya cock-a-roach
Huh? The quotes from family guy....

really? my bad... sounded very al pacino-ish...

yano · Post by **yano** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:27 pm

KJ_bob wrote:
yano28 wrote:
KJ_bob wrote:
yano28 wrote:...you may just get to use your bow and arrow just yet and quote lines such as " Where's my money man? Where's my fkn money? Where's my money man"
ya cock-a-roach
Huh? The quotes from family guy....
really? my bad... sounded very al pacino-ish...

hahah, pretty sure they stole it off him originally though, lol

J · Post by J » Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:58 pm

f**k man thats messed up... you shoulda launched an arrow in his ass

da_msta_chizz · Post by **da_msta_chizz** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 9:34 pm

yano28 wrote:
KJ_bob wrote:
yano28 wrote:
KJ_bob wrote:
yano28 wrote:...you may just get to use your bow and arrow just yet and quote lines such as " Where's my money man? Where's my fkn money? Where's my money man"
ya cock-a-roach
Huh? The quotes from family guy....
really? my bad... sounded very al pacino-ish...
hahah, pretty sure they stole it off him originally though, lol

if i'm correct, i believe it was Stewie talking to brian after he shoots him in the knees..yeah?

RallyMad · Post by **RallyMad** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:35 pm

the_msta_chizz wrote:
yano28 wrote:
KJ_bob wrote:
yano28 wrote:
KJ_bob wrote:
yano28 wrote:...you may just get to use your bow and arrow just yet and quote lines such as " Where's my money man? Where's my fkn money? Where's my money man"
ya cock-a-roach
Huh? The quotes from family guy....
really? my bad... sounded very al pacino-ish...
hahah, pretty sure they stole it off him originally though, lol
if i'm correct, i believe it was Stewie talking to brian after he shoots him in the knees..yeah?

Don't know if it came first but I know that line is used in Two hands as well (aussie movie) **insert crazy accent**-where's my money fkn etc.

Oh, and sorry to hear Jakey, I hope it all gets sorted quickly and with as little stress for you as possible.

jakey106 · Post by **jakey106** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:07 pm

wow this post went really off topic but thanx for your support guys.. I want to get drunk and watch family guy

rock_it · Post by **rock_it** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:36 am

That sucks man ...

I know how you feel ... I just put all the c/f parts on my car, and then in traffic I was stopped at a set of lights, and this chick comes straight into the back of me .. I was stopped for a good 5 seconds before she hit, so not sure what she was doing ...

All went well though, and the car eventually got fixed... Then, the day I get it back, I go to a shopping centre ... Come back and some dick opened their car door into my front door and took the paint off ... On a black car with a white undercoat this really stands out ... Grrrrrrr

manofwood · Post by **manofwood** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:14 pm

rock_it wrote:I was stopped for a good 5 seconds before she hit, so not sure what she was doing ...

putting on her make up while drinkng her mocchacinno and throwing a used tampon out the window, while talking tro her boyfriend on line 1, best friend on line 2.

rock_it · Post by **rock_it** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:05 am

manofwood wrote:
rock_it wrote:I was stopped for a good 5 seconds before she hit, so not sure what she was doing ...

putting on her make up while drinkng her mocchacinno and throwing a used tampon out the window, while talking tro her boyfriend on line 1, best friend on line 2.

Blahahahahaha ... Eureka .... Hehehehe