CHRISTIANITY: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
EDIT: Actually I probably shouldn't talk, I've been driving since I was 18 and just got my fulls earlier this year (5 years lol).. Was on Red P's for 3 years cos of gambling habits where I used my money for the pokies rather than pay to go for greens test lol
I have to work - People on the dole depend on me.
Bennoz wrote:Meet Subby. The class leader & originator of post whoring... Although most of Subbys posts have 'content'
Bennoz wrote:They especially hate bonnets, they frisbee across the road & behead a pedestrian.
EDIT: Actually I probably shouldn't talk, I've been driving since I was 18 and just got my fulls earlier this year (5 years lol).. Was on Red P's for 3 years cos of gambling habits where I used my money for the pokies rather than pay to go for greens test lol