WTF IS WRONG WITH PPL

Post by **Bennoz** » Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:43 am

I8A4RE wrote:its called a "man bag" yano

Oh, is that whats its called?? FAG

Delvance · Post by **Delvance** » Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:23 am

Bennoz wrote:
I8A4RE wrote:its called a "man bag" yano
Oh, is that whats its called?? FAG

LOL, PWNED!

Website · Post by **Lawso** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:31 pm

i parked my car at school, and this fat kid was being a smart arse and bumped the left quarter panel, now i have a dent the size of his arse in my car, and he has a big arse. i'm gonna try and repair the dent myself, got a quote for 1500 dollars. he is going to pay so hard

xSlurpee · Post by **xSlurpee** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:29 pm

DUDE YOUR NOT GONNA MAKE HIM PAY FOR IT!?

dont hit the guy ... your car will get owned ....

Website · Post by **Lawso** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:34 pm

xSlurpee wrote:DUDE YOUR NOT GONNA MAKE HIM PAY FOR IT!?

dont hit the guy ... your car will get owned ....

the school knows about it, and they're dealing with it. the kid is s**t scared of me now, and i just graduated so i now no longer have to park my car at school. he will pay if he has to, but i don't really want to get into a huge argument between his parents, my parents, and the school and end up coming up with no solution. if i fix this dent myself, then i have the experience of fixing more dents later without having to pay ridiculous amounts of money at a pannel beaters i guess.

and if i did hit the bloke, and he sat on the car, gave the car a bit of a chop top, and flattened the roof a little bit, i could possibly sell it for more due to a more sporty look

xSlurpee · Post by **xSlurpee** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:48 pm

oh wow, even if you're able to fix it ... how are you gonna paint it?

make the punks parents pay for the damage ....

heres a little story on what happened to a friend of mine.

"its afterschool and this yr 12 p plater that drives a pulsar with a 6" cannon who thinks his soo cool and fast. Well he was full close to my friends mazda 323's bum, anyway he wanted to overtake on WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD (another car was coming and he had to swirve back in and then BOOM smacks into my friend)

The lebo guy in the pulsar (at fault) didnt have insurance or would pay for the damage. Friends all threatened him to pay for the damage or they'll burn his pulsar.

Next day them idiots got shopping trolleys and rammed it into friends car ....

the moral of the story, dont seatle by violence

Website · Post by **Lawso** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:05 am

xSlurpee wrote:oh wow, even if you're able to fix it ... how are you gonna paint it?

make the punks parents pay for the damage ....

heres a little story on what happened to a friend of mine.

"its afterschool and this yr 12 p plater that drives a pulsar with a 6" cannon who thinks his soo cool and fast. Well he was full close to my friends mazda 323's bum, anyway he wanted to overtake on WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD (another car was coming and he had to swirve back in and then BOOM smacks into my friend)

The lebo guy in the pulsar (at fault) didnt have insurance or would pay for the damage. Friends all threatened him to pay for the damage or they'll burn his pulsar.

Next day them idiots got shopping trolleys and rammed it into friends car ....

the moral of the story, dont seatle by violence

mate has an airbrush

, and the silver colour i have, i can go get some touch up paint from a ford dealer or something and use that.

difference between me and the leb in the pulsar much? i'd like to think so

i'd make a list, but i could be writing this post for years

koolio1234 · Post by **koolio1234** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:24 am

Im sorry about loss, people can be inconsiderate dipshits, i was at traffic lights once and some truck next to me was in the right lane next to me turning right and the gate of his baack tray swung out and hit my car (BMW 318i) it smashed the top corner of the windscreen and scraped the sh*t out of the pillar. no details left no stopping, the bastard just sped off as soon as he knew what happened.

Website · Post by **Lawso** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:35 pm

koolio1234 wrote:Im sorry about loss, people can be inconsiderate dipshits, i was at traffic lights once and some truck next to me was in the right lane next to me turning right and the gate of his baack tray swung out and hit my car (BMW 318i) it smashed the top corner of the windscreen and scraped the sh*t out of the pillar. no details left no stopping, the bastard just sped off as soon as he knew what happened.

did you call the cops reporting a hit and run? numberplate? anything? what a bastard though

pete_gpx · Post by **pete_gpx** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:58 am

Went for a cruise downtown on Friday night. Some little piece of sh*t Holden Nova (read as: Corolla) with a 4" exhaust and shiny HUBCAPS was following me around for a while, constantly revving and trying to pull up beside me every chance he got.

We pulled up at the lights and the guy driving it looked over at me and revved his engine. I wound down my window and politely asked "So, do they make those cars for men, or is it just little girls?"

After a friendly reply back, the lights turned green and I turned off as he went straight ahead... Right after I heard a nasty thud and noticed liquid sprayed all over my back windscreen.

Pulled over up the street and looked at the back of my car and found it covered in a disgusting smelling pre-mixed rum drink.

Found some police, told them about it (turns out the tool had already been booked that night for having too many people in the car after 11pm on his P plates) and they said they'd look out for him.

Then, as I went to a car wash to spray down the FTO, I found a nice little dent on one of my back left panels, behind the door. Not very noticeable, but still, a dent is a f**king dent.

I may or may not have gone for a cruise the next night, found that same car and returned the favour by denting a panel and chipping his paint a little with a deodorant can (hurled out the window) that happened to be floating around in the foot well of the friends car I was in at the time... But if the police ask, it never happened.

I don't support car-damaging tactics like I described above, but honestly, I was f**king mad. Sure, giving each other a little sh*t over each others cars, that's fine. Damaging other peoples cars, seriously uncool. I feel he get a well deserved, karmic f**k in the ass for what he did.

Must say I'm a little nervous about parking my FTO in the main street these days, though...

koolio1234 · Post by **koolio1234** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:18 am

i didnt report it coz i had no details of the. caight by suprise when it happened and never got the chance to catch a glimpse of the number plate...what a prick. not even the decency to stop

sublime19 · Post by **sublime19** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:25 pm

thats pretty fuked up.. as other people have mentioned, look for somebody with a scrape though i don't think they'll be stupid enough to drive it to work after damaging your car - although that might be their only way of getting to work so keep at eye out.

when i first got my car, the first week i had it, somebody keyed it inside my work carpark.. massive key scratch, goes over the whole passanger door onto the panel behind it, one long line.. I never found out who it was.. but i had my doubts who it could have been so on the last day at that job, i got some super glue and some silver coins and super glued them to daddy's boy's BMW

sublime19 · Post by **sublime19** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:39 pm

nicholas wrote:Sam is smashing Bennoz?
I guess that explains all of the doctored pictures of Ben with penises all over his face, courtesy of Sam...

You know there are other ways to satisfy your urges..