TIPPING COMP - Aussie Gold at Beijing 2008

Post by **Supplanter** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:43 pm

The nose looks completely different

SILVERFISH · Post by **SILVERFISH** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:42 pm

EDIT - table relocated to page 5

SILVERFISH · Post by **SILVERFISH** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:38 pm

UPDATE 15/8

* Chinese officials have admitted the young girl in the opening
ceremony was lip-synching to another girl singing.
Apparently the girl singing was not the image China wanted to portray,
her face was a bit chubby and her teeth were not straight.
Also banned from singing... this chick -

* The australian women's hockey team continues to win on their way to the finals,
with an impressive 3 - 0 win over a feisty South Africa.
not really important... just thought i'd mention it coz it's a whole team full of hot chicks!!!

* in un-related news, a sleaze crackdown at this year's Gold Coast Indy
has been ordered by QLD Premier Anna Bligh, who warned
revellers they will face arrest if they cross the line.
FOR SALE - 1 gold coast indy ticket - contact Gav

Post by **Bennoz** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:44 pm

Got my indy ticket too

SILVERFISH · Post by **SILVERFISH** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:43 pm

UPDATE 15/8 P.M.

* Australian swimmer Leisel Jones has collapsed near the pool after being
dramatically beaten for the gold medal in the 200m breaststroke,
later saying she couldn't breathe because she swam so hard.
pffft... like that's an excuse for not winning gold?!?

* Warren Potent has won australia's first shooting medal at Beijing
with a bronze in the 50m rifle prone.
If he's that good a shooter why didn't he just shoot the 2 guys that beat him?

* in un-related news, a terrorism book at the center of major
trial in Sydney lists "cake throwing" as a killing technique.
instead of icing, an adhesive substance would be used to suffocate the victim.
the book also recommends using THIS as a getaway car -

xSlurpee · Post by **xSlurpee** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 3:34 pm

SILVERFISH wrote:UPDATE 15/8
this chick -

you look hot there Gav ... must be the make-up?

Therapy02 · Post by **Therapy02** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 3:40 pm

i don't follow the olympics too well but just saw it's the aussie women winning all the gold so far.. is that just cause the guys suck or the other events we're supposed to be good at haven't happened yet?

xSlurpee · Post by **xSlurpee** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 3:44 pm

Have you seen the giane rooney(spell check) ad? alcomahol affects your game

SILVERFISH · Post by **SILVERFISH** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 3:56 pm

Therapy02 wrote:i don't follow the olympics too well but just saw it's the aussie women winning all the gold so far..
is that just cause the guys suck or the other events we're supposed to be good at haven't happened yet?

it's coz the guys suck... Eamon Sullivan holds the world record in the 50m freestyle,
and he finished SIXTH... choke!!!!
and grant hackett has already started spreading rumours that he's sick,
so that he's got an excuse for not winning anything.

it also doesn't help that Michael Phelps (USA) is winning everything,
he's now up to his seventh gold medal of the Beijing olympics,
which makes him equal record holder... 1 more and he breaks it.

we should do alright in the indoor cycling though,
i reckon we'll pick up 2 or 3 there.

SILVERFISH · Post by **SILVERFISH** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 4:14 pm

UPDATE 16/8 -

* Aussie Jared Tallent has picked up the bronze in the men's 20 kilometre Walk.
Later on tonight i'll be competing in the 2 kilometre Crawl
as i try to get home from the Stamford Hotel.

* OLYMPIC FAIL - check out the best stacks & dummy spits so far at Beijing at the link below
http://au.sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vid ... id=9294818

* In un-related news, fans of Harry Potter are furious over news that Warner Bros
is delaying the release of the next episode from November 2008 to July 2009.
GET OVER IT NERDS!!!!

Post by **I8A4RE** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:43 pm

f**k i hate the olympics

poahfto · Post by **poahfto** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:21 pm

LOL silver your a funnyc**nt

SILVERFISH · Post by **SILVERFISH** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:47 am

UPDATE 18/8 -

* Thank christ all the swimming events are finally over!!!

* Grant Hackett... James Tomkins... Tamsyn Lewis...
the long list of aussie losers just keeps gettin longer

* Jackpot... just found out FHM did a photo shoot with Stephanie Rice -
http://classic.fhm.com.au/PhotoGallery/ ... aspx?id=74
she kinda looks like one of the Veronica's...
here's hoping we end up seeing some similar photo's!!!

* Rumours are circling through the television industry
that Channel 7 network officials have instructed Sonia Kruger
to "play dumb" on the olympic morning show Yum Cha.
I'm guessing these are the same officials that told Grant Denyer to act like a stuck-up midget,
Todd McKenney to act like a raging homo,
and Daryl Somers to act like an arrogant talentless flog!!!

harry90 · Post by **harry90** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:40 pm

Few ppl been eliminated...

Closer for me.

SILVERFISH · Post by **SILVERFISH** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:33 pm

UPDATE 18/8 P.M.

* It's time to pack your bags and tell your story walking,
as we've hit our first 2 eliminations of the tipping comp.

vipfto, the kiwi & soon-to-be adelaidian has said his goodbyes from the
tipping contest at the same time as your old pal silverfish.

thanks for playing, and as a concellation prize here's a copy of the
"FTO AUS Aussie Gold Tipping Comp" Board Game

* today australia won gold in Sailing Men's 470s, Sailing Women's 470s & the women's triathalon.
I'm pretty sure '470' stands for the number of minutes you'll be b0red watching it

* In un-related news, former Guantanamo Bay detainee Mamdouh Habib
has been fined for swearing and offensive behaviour at a McDonald's restaurant.
Habib was fined $200 and staff at the Bankstown fast-food outlet
have been warned to keep an eye out for low-flying planes.

xSlurpee · Post by **xSlurpee** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:01 am

Gavin, your a funnt *insert word* man ... i bet your misses and mates love you

SILVERFISH · Post by **SILVERFISH** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:26 pm

UPDATE 19/8 P.M.

* Australian long jumper Bronwyn Thompson is considering retirement
after missing the final of the women's long jump.
She battled a series of ankle and back injuries in the past six weeks,
and had to settle for 17th place.
yep, pull the pin lady, you're waaaaaaaaaay off the pace.

* the BMX event at the olympics starts tomorrow!!!!
i hope these kids win -

* in un-related news, Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell and Jude Law
have donated their earnings from new movie 'The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus'
to Heath Ledger's daughter Matilda...
...but only because they plan on shagging her as soon as she turns 18

Post by **aza013** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:33 pm

SILVERFISH wrote:

that was a cool vid when it first come out (on Beta)

Post by **I8A4RE** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:29 pm

aza013 wrote:
SILVERFISH wrote:
that was a cool vid when it first come out (on Batta)

bahaha was that a beer batta

Post by **aza013** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:36 pm

sorry my bad Beta