TIPPING COMP - Aussie Gold at Beijing 2008

xSlurpee · Post by **xSlurpee** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:42 pm

Loving the updates gavin

SILVERFISH · Post by **SILVERFISH** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:36 pm

UPDATE 12/8 P.M.

* Leisel Jones has won her first individual Olympic gold medal
in the 100m breaststroke after CHOKING in both Athens and Sydney.
Bout freakkin time Leisel!!!

* synchronized swimming is still *~dreamy~*

* in un-related news, after being hospitalized with severe depression,
Schapelle Corby was all smiles as she enjoyed a games day at her Bali jail.
Game's included - "Pass the Parcel-full-of-hash", "Pin the Tail on the Drug Mule"
and Musical Chairs, except instead of chairs.... prison guard's faces

Tippin · Post by **Tippin** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:49 pm

SILVERFISH wrote: Schapelle Corby was all smiles as she enjoyed a games day at her Bali jail.
Game's included - "Pass the Parcel-full-of-hash", "Pin the Tail on the Drug Mule"
and Musical Chairs, except instead of chairs.... prison guard's faces

OMG hahahahaha!!!

SILVERFISH · Post by **SILVERFISH** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:55 pm

EDIT - tally board relocated to Page 4

SILVERFISH · Post by **SILVERFISH** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:48 am

UPDATE 13/8 A.M.

* our aussie horse riders won the silver medal in the equestrian team jumping event.
apparently sitting on a horse classes you as 'an athlete' these days,
gee i wonder why obesity rates are sky rocketing?

* no, the horses do not get a medal

* in un-related news, Melbourne City Council is currently reviewing a proposal
to build a beach on the banks of the Yarra.
Guiness Book of Records were notified and have created the
category of "World Largest Kitty-Litter Tray" in case it is approved.

J · Post by J » Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:13 pm

SILVERFISH wrote:UPDATE 13/8 A.M.

* no, the horses do not get a medal.

haha oh man thats great

SILVERFISH · Post by **SILVERFISH** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:44 pm

UPDATE 13/8 P.M.

* Stephanie Rice has become Australia's first dual gold medallist of the Games,
winning the 200m individual medley in world-record time.
She better be careful... if she wins too many gold medals she'll turn *~delightful!~*.
That's what happened Thorpey.

* In the men's cycling road race... we didn't win anything

* In un-related news, Madonna is desperate to adopt another child from Malawi.
RUN AND HIDE MALAWI KIDS!!!! THE OLD BAG IS COMING TO STEAL YOU!!!!

jonowong · Post by **jonowong** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:58 pm

what about a hottest olympians thread?

bia and branca Feres!!! for the win!

SILVERFISH · Post by **SILVERFISH** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:26 pm

jonowong wrote:what about a hottest olympians thread?

bia and branca Feres!!! for the win!

FHM already did a top ten - http://www.fhm.com/site/content/article.aspx?ID=45987

Feres twins came in 2nd... BOO!!!!!

Tippin · Post by **Tippin** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:51 pm

woooh, hottest athlete is serb

im half serb

xSlurpee · Post by **xSlurpee** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:00 am

wow sexy!! haha who watched eamon sullivan broke the WR, the next heat his record gets broken, next heat he reclaims the WR title

nvr2low · Post by **nvr2low** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:04 am

doesnt anybody think Stephanie rice is hot

xSlurpee · Post by **xSlurpee** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:29 am

Yeah i reckon shes hot too

SILVERFISH · Post by **SILVERFISH** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:58 am

nvr2low wrote:doesnt anybody think Stephanie rice is hot

yep, already covered that one in one of my updates

SILVERFISH wrote:UPDATE 11/8 A.M.

* congrats to Stephanie Rice for landing Australia's first gold
of the Beijing olympics in the 400m individual medley.
(as a side note - she's pretty hot if you like arabic-lookin chicks with big noses)

harry90 · Post by **harry90** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:31 am

SILVERFISH wrote:
jonowong wrote:what about a hottest olympians thread?

bia and branca Feres!!! for the win!
FHM already did a top ten - http://www.fhm.com/site/content/article.aspx?ID=45987

Feres twins came in 2nd... BOO!!!!!

LMAOOO Maria Sharapovas photo.

SILVERFISH · Post by **SILVERFISH** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:25 pm

UPDATE 14/8 A.M. -

* After winning his 10th & 11th olypmic gold medals in his career,
American swimming superstar, Michael Phelps, has been labeled "The greatest olympian of all time"
The gayest olympian of all time? yep, Ian Thorpe

* In the final of the 69kg women's weighlifting, China's Liu Chunhong
secured the gold with a new world record 128kg snatch lift.
128kg snatch... reminds me of my ex-girlfriend.

* In un-related news, Home & Away star Todd Lasance was trapped
after crashing his Toyota Supra into an Honda Civic being driven by an 80 year old woman.
The bad news.... they managed to free him from the wreckage.

Tippin · Post by **Tippin** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:58 pm

SILVERFISH wrote:128kg snatch... reminds me of my ex-girlfriend.

lol u wish ...

SILVERFISH · Post by **SILVERFISH** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:45 pm

UPDATE 14/8 P.M.

* Stephanie Rice has won her third gold medal of the Beijing olympics,
as australia won the women's 4x200m freestyle relay.
okay... since seeing her Facebook photo, i'll admit she's hot.

* the other 3 chicks in the relay team....
meh, who cares... there's no pics of them in cop outfits!!!

* trampolining is ACTUALLY an olympic event?!?!
holy sh!t i could've won a gold medal when i was 6

* in un-related news, 2 professional Bigfoot hunters in the united states
have claimed to have found the body of the legendary creature
and have put the carcass in a freezer.
seriously... "professional Bigfoot hunter"?
is that just another way of saying "unemployed pisshead with gun"?

harry90 · Post by **harry90** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:01 pm

SILVERFISH wrote:UPDATE 14/8 P.M.

* Stephanie Rice has won her third gold medal of the Beijing olympics,
as australia won the women's 4x200m freestyle relay.
okay... since seeing her Facebook photo, i'll admit she's hot.

If that really is her, it has to be photoshopped...Her nose is definately bigger then that.

nvr2low · Post by **nvr2low** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:39 pm

nah man that is really her she is smoking hot