Last weekend i was getting ready to go out i had music blaring drinking and geting organised until there was a knock on the door and i thought to my self yup must be my mate i answered the door to find 10 coppers standing there my jaw droped and i thought to my self oo f**k and i was running through my mind trying to think if i did any illegal stuff in the past few days i couldnt think off anything that was that bad to have 10 cops knocking on my door so before the coper could say anything i said " Oooo use must be here because of my music being too loud.. has the old man next door been bitching again." They kinda looked at each other and chuckeld a bit and asked if some guy called heinz lived here which was the guy that lived in the unit before me so it turned out they had the wroung adress and when i went out clubing i ran into a undercover cop in the nightclub that i went too and he was working at the time and i told him what happend and he laughed and said that he had heard all of that over the radio and that this Heinz bloke is an alcholic and he gets drunk and rings up 000 saying he is going to kill him self.. But seriously i nearly shited my self when i opened that door The past year has been that random its been one extreme to anouther i had my neighbour and a priest knock on my door wanting to come in and splash holy water every where and sing prayers to get rid of ghosts out of my appartment. Than also waking up one day to find a sheep and a duck in my backyard
hmmmm no kiwi jokes yet..... well i like takin the piss out of my shelf so y not,......... so was the sheep cute, can i have her number after your finished with her
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
The past year has been that random its been one extreme to anouther i had my neighbour and a priest knock on my door wanting to come in and splash holy water every where and sing prayers to get rid of ghosts out of my appartment. Than also waking up one day to find a sheep and a duck in my backyard 
