Fto story of idiocy

yano · Post by **yano** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:32 am

Hey everybody. I was driving around with my friend tonight (who happens to weigh more than 100kgs you fat bastard) and just minding my own business. I pulled up at a set of lights and noticed a ss vz ute next to me. He started revving his car and stuff and I thought ok is he challenging me for a drag?? Anywho quickly i noticed another car pull up on my other side, but I only saw from the corner of my eye this weird yellow coloured thing similar to that of baby spew and a lump of sh*t. Anywho I made the decision to test out my relatively newly acquired fto against the ss and this yellow car. When to lights turned green it appeared that this yellow car was the only one wanting to drag, as the ss stayed at the lights. I redlined 1st and 2nd gear and jumped about 3/4 of a car length in front of this car. All i could hear was a loud throbby engine note, which wasn't my lovely mivec engine. I asked my friend wtf car is that that i'm smashing?? He turns around and yells thats an f'en xr8 your absolutely raping!! So yeh that's my story. My completly stock 95 gpx manual out paced (with my fat friend in the passanger seat) a 2005+ ford xr8 manual which has 260kws and 500nm. I had a tear in my eye... Proudest moment ever to own my fto

mr-charisma · Post by **mr-charisma** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:23 am

i wanna be like you when I grow up

Post by **Bennoz** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:34 am

Ok, so you just admitted to breaking the law on the internet. We do not condone street racing in any way, shape or form & as per the forum rules you are not post about it.

Before I delete the post, Im just going to leave it up for a bit & hope one of our police members stumbles across it.

Might I suggest you read this:

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2007/ ... 64512.html

Post by **aza013** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:50 am

Post by **Supplanter** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:15 am

Bragging about illegal activities on a public forum,

Oh, you'd better believe that's a paddlin'.

rock_it · Post by **rock_it** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:20 am

Post by **Supplanter** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:38 am

Oh yeah, your friendly moderator fixed the thread's title for you

Sparhawk · Post by **Sparhawk** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:41 am

That was the first thing I noticed LOL

harry90 · Post by **harry90** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:55 am

lmao the thread title

akrutskikh · Post by **akrutskikh** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:59 am

feel sorry for this bloke, everyone on this forum is kicking his face.

harry90 · Post by **harry90** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:03 pm

if its any consolation...which it probably is...you did beat a v8...which..if it was me..i would be bragging for years !

nicholas · Post by **nicholas** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:09 pm

You know what the other problem with XR8 falcons is? They're weapon of choice for the police, ya douche!

IMO, you're lucky to still have the car

manofwood · Post by **manofwood** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:44 pm

maybe you want my unichip to go even FASTER! then you'll be able to keep up with GTR's for sure!

mr-charisma · Post by **mr-charisma** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:33 pm

Aww why did you change the title of the thread!??? The original title was fricken hilarious!!
"FTO Story of Joy" ... That was the best part about this post... I was PMSL about that for hours! lol

Gotta admit I cracked up again after it was changed

yano · Post by **yano** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:44 pm

Ok i apologise to everyone for the post. Spose I should have read the forum rules properly. Sorry, I was just over excited i spose and didn't think

So feel free to send bashings via pm. Btw, the title was *~delightful!~*/stupid sounding on purpose. Eh, glad you's had a laugh. Cheers

jonowong · Post by **jonowong** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:57 pm

props bro!

harry90 · Post by **harry90** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:58 pm

i wont start a new post ...this one seems to be getting a fair bit of interest...
soo...i just bought
eBay Link

and just realised its too big to fit in the spot on the front of the fto...is there a way to get it on in that spot ? any others way to make it look like it sits right ?

also just bought some pedals off ebay...so if anyone could tell me how to take the old ones off ? i would take a look...but my car is 2 houses down outside and its raining..

Pomwa · Post by **Pomwa** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:08 pm

also just bought some pedals off ebay...so if anyone could tell me how to take the old ones off ? i would take a look...but my car is 2 houses down outside and its raining..

For a Tip, run your fingers around the back of the brake pedal and flick the rubber lips off of the top, bottom and sides and the rubber cover will come right off

for the gas pedal do the same as above to the top part of the cover then pull down towards the floor, should slide right off

then put on your flashy new pedal covers

harry90 · Post by **harry90** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:30 pm

thanks

Sparhawk · Post by **Sparhawk** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:28 pm

Pomwa wrote:... for the gas pedal ...

Youre not American by any chance are you ?