*~delightful!~* Experience

lwrida · Post by **lwrida** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:12 pm

Ok heres the story.

When ppl say to me suck my d***, my usual come back is well flop it out and then they back away. End of sucky macho stuff.

Well last night, my mate said shut up or I'll turkey slap you, so as usual I presented my face and said well slap me then, then the unthinkable happened.

He actually turkey slapped me !!

I've showered twice since then, do you think that's enough showering or should I continue to scrub my face till it bleeds?

MissxFTO · Post by **MissxFTO** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:25 pm

LLLLLLMMMMMMMMMFAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO

omg!!! that is the funniest thing i have heard ALLLLL day!!!

i think you should go get a metal brush and scrub your face

lwrida · Post by **lwrida** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:32 pm

lol I was looking a the wire brushes at work today and thinking about it.

MissxFTO · Post by **MissxFTO** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:44 pm

lol!!!
im still giggling.. i could just imagine a guys face after an episode like that.. very funny

Post by **Supplanter** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:49 pm

your friend is called "Oliver", right?

rock_it · Post by **rock_it** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:56 pm

Blahahahahahaha .... That is some funny sh*t ....

Keep showering though bro .... Maybe after about 12 hours under the tap, you will be half way clean ... lol ....

I always say to my mates to flop it out, if they say suck my dick .... If one of them actually did that, or even tried to turkey slap me... I think I would die ...

lwrida · Post by **lwrida** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:01 pm

Supplanter wrote:your friend is called "Oliver", right?

Oh god no !!

If it was I'd shot myself.

FtoSam · Post by **FtoSam** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:17 pm

hahaha... pretty sure by the time he had it half way out i'd be runnin away...

how slow must your reflexes be!!

and yeh... scub till bleeds then dis-infect with metho.. might do the trick...

manofwood · Post by **manofwood** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:17 pm

fire cleans all...

lwrida · Post by **lwrida** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:11 pm

FtoSam wrote:hahaha... pretty sure by the time he had it half way out i'd be runnin away...

how slow must your reflexes be!!

and yeh... scub till bleeds then dis-infect with metho.. might do the trick...

I wasnt looking at him, I had my face posed so i was facing away from him

maggsy · Post by **maggsy** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:51 pm

sucks to be you

can't believe someone would actually flop their d*** out in front of you though, especially a mate.

Post by **Bennoz** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:03 pm

I have a habit of getting my kit out

Usually to do the windmill thou

Delvance · Post by **Delvance** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:30 am

Hahaha...bugger! Lol

My mate and his mate...

"Hey mitch, mitch, mitch"
*on a pc playing games* "whhaatt ?"
"Hey mitch, mitch, mitch"
*Sigh, turns around and finds his mate flopped out on his shoulder*

Hahaha
(names changed

)

eThix · Post by **eThix** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:45 am

lol i'm suprised you told us.... maybe next time you won't say it to guys

jakey106 · Post by **jakey106** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:05 am

hahaha dude u got OWNED

MissxFTO · Post by **MissxFTO** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:48 am

Bennoz wrote:I have a habit of getting my kit out Usually to do the windmill thou

ROFL!!!!

the truth comes out!

jonowong · Post by **jonowong** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:07 pm

i bet you loved it! thats why u pubically saying you had a *~delightful!~* experience!

mr_f700 · Post by **mr_f700** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:23 pm

i keep tellin u your *~delightful!~* chris

Post by **aza013** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:26 pm

two words "wigs, dresses"

jonowong · Post by **jonowong** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:40 pm

FTO AUSTRALIA

~delightful!~ Experience

~delightful!~ Experience