Speak to god

FtoSam · Post by **FtoSam** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:55 am

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Holy crap this kept me entertained for hours...

SchumieFan · Post by **SchumieFan** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:22 pm

god dammit! i just spent $4 at an internet cafe playin with that stupid thing

FtoSam · Post by **FtoSam** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:25 pm

bahahahahaha

akuma3 · Post by **akuma3** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:37 pm

if you keep typing the same thing it will answer the same thing .... no fun

FtoSam · Post by **FtoSam** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:54 pm

Lol... depends what your typing...
typing yes repeatedly gets diff answers but typing no gets the same..

Its hella funny to have an argument with it...

Grue · Post by **Grue** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:02 pm

wow... Asking about the bible... that's a good answer.

Me:
I think genesis is a load of bollocks
God:
Why? Aren't all load of bollocks genesis?

Ed_EViL · Post by **Ed_EViL** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:22 pm

Me:
who made u?
God:
Marvin Minsky.

.
Me:
when will i die?
God:
You could check out the actuarial
tables at Deathclock.com.

Rocco · Post by **Rocco** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:31 pm

Me:
do u believe in creationism
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
no,evolution
God:
Do you consider yourself to be a moral person? What is your real name?
Me:
y r u going to stalk me
God:
Myself programmed me for it..
Me:
freak
God:
Oh. To you I am a hippie.

Post by **Supplanter** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:33 pm

Me: If I kill children on Sundays will I go to hell

iGod: Try it

Post by **Supplanter** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:41 pm

When it asked for my name I answered "Lucifer"...

God:
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is . Your name is lucifer and I am good. You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. You want .
Me:
so god is sexist too
God:
Mmm. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was sexist too.
Me:
you just made a sexist remark, therefore you are sexist
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
i didn't need too, you are god, god is omnipotent
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because i am a devout atheist
God:
That makes sense to me. You are a devout atheist? Is that your job?
Me:
it is my reason for being
God:
Congratulations, lucifer and I am good.
Me:
you are good? you sound figjam too me
God:
Thanks you are a nice person, lucifer and I am good. In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
you keep ending your sentences with "i am good", you sound like a very arrogant god to me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, lucifer and I am good.

FTO338 · Post by **FTO338** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:36 pm

Hahah its like talking to a car sales person, it answer your question buy asking an open question.

So if you do the same, it will just crap up some random BS LOL

mr-charisma · Post by **mr-charisma** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:40 pm

Me:
are you the god of rainbows?
God:
Yes I am the one and only god of rainbows.

Post by **Bennoz** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:33 am

Me:
Hows your son?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
You tit
God:
Thanks for the information: Bennoz said I tit.