How to score the girl of your dream?

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How to score the girl of your dream?

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Okay, I thought I'd start something different here...now that I am back in the market I'd like to hear your thoughts?
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"How to score the girl of your dream?"

:lol: no such thing, that is why they call it a dream :twisted: .
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Never take no for an answer.

Oh, and take her for a spin in an FTO, works every time 8)
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AJ wrote: Oh, and take her for a spin in an FTO, works every time 8)
^^^ THIS

Absolute win! ;)
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Unless its mine... my fto gets me no pussy... stupid sh*tty fto... >_>
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Do they still make Chloroform?
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:lol: ^^^^^^^
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Im a girl, so ill help you out :P

Depending on the type of girl theres different approaches. Ive been in a relationship since i was 14 im now 19 so i know about keeping a man haha :P

If it is a girl you would like to keep it's best not bragging about how many women you've been with you'll find in movies girls like this..in reality they dont want to hear that they like to think they've got a decent man. You'll always find girls love to be spoiled but in the case of my twin sister she doesnt, she hates it.. so women i can understand can be very difficult to come up with the right approach. A girl will always like a guy that looks decent and has a sense of humour and if there is something unqiue about you dont be afraid to show it. :) Dont ever be to pushy this can ruin all chances!! test the waters if the girl seems interested then tell her more about yourself and I know it can be draining but always ask about her first, listen! even if you dont want to haha, If it goes well remember something she said and bring it up later many women are impressed by this as it shows that you care. (even if you really couldnt care less) and try not to talk to much about yourself if she stays then you can say what you want but not to much bragging! (remember this) :) Hope this helps
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10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend

10. Come on, who's gonna find out?

9. I promise you wont choke.

8. Can I get you in the pooper?

7. Trust me, I'm a professional.

6. Well, your sister likes it like that.

5. Wow look at the ass on her!

4. Now why cant your boobs be that big?

3. I gotta poop.

2. Oh you forgot to shave today too?

1. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
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EscapingFate wrote:Unless its mine... my fto gets me no pussy... stupid sh*tty fto... >_>
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you cannot complain...
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I had sex on the beach with a french back packer yesterday :twisted:
f**k the french accent is hot...cha bel :lol:
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renzkuken1 wrote:I had sex on the beach with a french back packer yesterday :twisted:
f**k the french accent is hot...cha bel :lol:
VIDEO or it didn't happen!
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phunkydude wrote:
renzkuken1 wrote:I had sex on the beach with a french back packer yesterday :twisted:
f**k the french accent is hot...cha bel :lol:
VIDEO or it didn't happen!
You want to see Renz's bony arse bouncing up and down?
LED ALL the things.
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Supplanter wrote:
phunkydude wrote:
renzkuken1 wrote:I had sex on the beach with a french back packer yesterday :twisted:
f**k the french accent is hot...cha bel :lol:
VIDEO or it didn't happen!
You want to see Renz's bony arse bouncing up and down?
The only bone in my ass would have been yours...don't you remember that trick you showed me?
i've never seen someone do that with a ping pong ball before :roll:
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Definitely the right place to ask how to pick up chicks :lol:
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renzkuken1 wrote:The only bone in my ass would have been yours...
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:lol: very sig worthy!

French accents suck

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renzkuken1 wrote:I had sex on the beach with a french back packer yesterday :twisted:
f**k the french accent is hot...cha bel :lol:
Just to calrify it was a 23 year old woman. haha
geez what is this....bush week? :pirat:
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renzkuken1 wrote:I had sex on the beach with a french back packer yesterday
Did you give her a "screaming seagull"?
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AJ wrote:
renzkuken1 wrote:I had sex on the beach with a french back packer yesterday
Did you give her a "screaming seagull"?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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