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Revenge of the IT geek
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:26 pm
by WildRide
One of the guys in my company made the statement "FTO's suck"
Never a smart thing to do to a sys admin.
The next time he logs on he's getting the following registry update.
Nerd alert!!!
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Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00
[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Control Panel\Desktop]
"ScreenSaveTimeOut"="60"
"ScreenSaveActive"="1"
"SCRNSAVE.EXE"="C:\\WINDOWS\\System32\\ssmarque.scr"
[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Control Panel\Screen Saver.Marquee]
"BackgroundColor"="0 0 128"
"CharSet"="0"
"Font"="Tahoma"
"Mode"="1"
"Size"="48"
"Speed"="3"
"Text"="I will never bag FTO's again!"
"TextColor"="255 0 0"
"Attributes"="00010"
[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System]
"NoDispScrSavPage"="1"
Me thinks that going to bug him pretty quickly.
WR
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:37 pm
by Supplanter
Is that timeout 60 sec or 60 mins?
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:41 pm
by jonowong
so it auto comes on when he logs in?
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:37 pm
by noccers
haha love it
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:42 pm
by BorepYano
lol, good to know that u r putting your skills to good use
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:16 pm
by scarecrow
Change the background colour to pink, the timeout to 1 and the text to "I LOVE THE COCK" that way everyone else in the workplace can enjoy it to
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:01 pm
by BorepYano
scarecrow wrote:Change the background colour to pink, the timeout to 1 and the text to "I LOVE THE COCK" that way everyone else in the workplace can enjoy it to
why not change his windows start up sound to something nasty as well?
lol
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:44 pm
by I8A4RE
yeah like the sound of u humping his missus lol
EDIT: oh yeah thats right he said he think FTO's suck theres no way he's got a gf
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:07 am
by WildRide
Translation
60 second timer.
And the screen saver tab for his display is disabled so he can't get rid of it.
Really I'm just trying to help with his productivity.
As long as he keeps working he won't see it......
WR