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Posted: **Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:35 pm**

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Posted: **Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:36 pm**

Little did you suspect.. that's actually Chuck Norris in disguise

Posted: **Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:51 pm**

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But he can do other things...

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "boo ya".

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Chuck Norris ends every relationship with "Its not me, its you".

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.[/img]

Posted: **Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:37 pm**

sublime19 wrote:Little did you suspect.. that's actually Chuck Norris in disguise

Pffft! That isn't Chuck...

Chuck doesn't need the gun

Posted: **Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:57 pm**

Supplanter wrote:
sublime19 wrote:Little did you suspect.. that's actually Chuck Norris in disguise
Pffft! That isn't Chuck...

Chuck doesn't need the gun

who said it's a gun? it's chuck's magic detachable donger

Posted: **Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:13 am**

Wouldnt that hurt his balls with the recoil of the gun?.. Maybe he has none left he probly tryed it one time and the gun went wroungly down his pants and shot them off.
Sorry just in a random mood

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I'd like to see Chuck Norris do this!

I'd like to see Chuck Norris do this!