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ever said "i'm so hungry i can eat a horse!"?
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:24 am
by wild_flower
to add on to AJ's delightful "what is she eating" thread, i've found 2 things u wouldnt wanna eat, or see being eaten.
http://www.birdwatchersdigest.com/site/ ... ireJul2005
and this one is just soooo wrong
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/man ... 76436.html
me no hungry no more
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:32 am
by scarecrow
Eep
Some people are f**king twisted. I would sacrifice my front bar and bonnet to run that guy over.
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:00 pm
by kazbah
Farken cut his balls off I say!..... Ok so he hasnt committed the crime yet but I'm not sacrificing my kids on the lame "he wrote it out to stop himself from doing it" excuse to release him on bail. There is no justification for this person being on this earth. The judicial system has to get serious with these arseholes!
Rant over...... for now!
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:59 pm
by BuCkEt
That mantis thing is AWESOME.
Nailed the bird right through the chest!!
Holy crap I have soooo much more respect for them now!
As for that guy, yeah knock him off and be done with it.
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:12 pm
by wild_flower
scarecrow wrote:Eep
Some people are f**king twisted. I would sacrifice my front bar and bonnet to run that guy over.
i'll throw in my back bumper ans spoiler to reverse on the guy. we could sorta do a tag team thing, and take it in turn to run him ova and reverse on him again like a couple of thousand times!!!!!
and writing it down might just be for the purpose of planning the attacks!!!
GRRRHHHHHH
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:18 pm
by kazbah
On a side note, you know that Preying Mantis is a female!!! You go girl!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:01 pm
by HiRAEdd
All I'm picturing is the mantis yelling "FA-TAL-ITEEEEEEEE" as it speared the hummingbird hehe
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:19 pm
by wild_flower
K.O.!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:26 am
by HiRAEdd
kazbah wrote:On a side note, you know that Preying Mantis is a female!!! You go girl!!!
Yes, yes, and she eats the male praying mantis after having sex with him. I've always thought that was a little harsh, I mean she could just ask him nicely to leave.
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:17 am
by Bennoz
HiRAEdd wrote:kazbah wrote:On a side note, you know that Preying Mantis is a female!!! You go girl!!!
Yes, yes, and she eats the male praying mantis after having sex with him. I've always thought that was a little harsh, I mean she could just ask him nicely to leave.
LOL
Well it saves her having to do "the drive of shame" the next morning
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:30 am
by kazbah
Bennoz wrote:HiRAEdd wrote:kazbah wrote:On a side note, you know that Preying Mantis is a female!!! You go girl!!!
Yes, yes, and she eats the male praying mantis after having sex with him. I've always thought that was a little harsh, I mean she could just ask him nicely to leave.
LOL
Well it saves her having to do "the drive of shame" the next morning
And of course everyone gets the munchies after a good roll in the hay... Saves having to get outa bed!
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:24 am
by HiRAEdd
Bennoz wrote:HiRAEdd wrote:kazbah wrote:On a side note, you know that Preying Mantis is a female!!! You go girl!!!
Yes, yes, and she eats the male praying mantis after having sex with him. I've always thought that was a little harsh, I mean she could just ask him nicely to leave.
LOL
Well it saves her having to do "the drive of shame" the next morning
Well I suppose that many a man has chewed his arm off to get away without waking the beast beside him so I guess eating the male is just an extension of this.
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:48 am
by kazbah
That "eating the male" bit conjures up some wicked pictures in my head!
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:54 pm
by wild_flower
kazbah wrote:That "eating the male" bit conjures up some wicked pictures in my head!
AHHHHH
thats right! u think with images! hehehe
is that a gift or a curse???
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:08 pm
by kazbah
wild_flower wrote:kazbah wrote:That "eating the male" bit conjures up some wicked pictures in my head!
AHHHHH
thats right! u think with images! hehehe
is that a gift or a curse???
It can be both.... Depends upon the stimulus!!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:34 pm
by Bennoz
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:08 pm
by kazbah
Bennoz wrote:
Now you see Wild_flower that is whats knows as a Bad Picture!
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:19 pm
by wild_flower
LOL
stimulating none the less...
u did say "a stimulus"! should be more specific!
now Patrick Dempsey from Grey's Anatomy that has to be a "Good picture"!
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:36 pm
by kazbah
wild_flower wrote:LOL
stimulating none the less...
u did say "a stimulus"! should be more specific!
now Patrick Dempsey from Grey's Anatomy that has to be a "Good picture"!
Ahhh young Padawan, you learn quickly!