Hey Tarkus
I'm a newbie, bought my FTO about 8 months ago, but only stumbled onto this site recently, and only signed up today after reading your post.....(but I aim to be very involved from now, cause this site rocks!!!) - I'll pop my two cents on teh "Newbies' show yourselves" forum this weekend and make a formal introduction to all
er this might be a long thread.....sorry to all, but it'll prob help Tarkus out a bit
Don;t fear dude, you're not alone.....I've been hit by the same deal.
Had my babe inspected about a month ago, and got a similar BS report. I unfortunately got busted doing 5 kph about 3 weeks before I got the VICROADS inspection (can u beleive it??? 5 bloody kph in a freakin 50 zone) Dunno whether this was just a coincidence.
I'm sorta working through the probs though...
Ive been hit with
Australian Design Rules (ADR's)
- VIN number to be permanently stamped on "permanent" strut
- Emission label
- and yes, child restraints (I however am still connected down there

LOL)
And roadworthy:
- Blue washer lights to be removed (even though they're disconected)
- Rear windscreen tint too dark
- Ignition lock "unservicable" - which is crap, and I've had it checked since
- and replace my "steering wheel to original"
Initially I was really pissed off, especially cause they've written that my rego will be suspended if I don't get these fixed, but I decided to go the "I'm dumb, I'm not a hoon, you guys are superior, I need your help" attitude, and it's kinda paid off....
There's a guy at VICROADS byt he name of Con ??Diakos at KEW (don't go to teh carlton branch, they're a load of tossers - sorry if any members work there, but they were completely unhelpful and complete arses to me). Con;s put me onto an engineer in Heidelberg (company APS) who's fixing up my ride, and here's the (hopefully) beautiful part - VICROADS get billed for the ADR's as I've only recently bought my car, and whoever imported it in the first place DID get it authorised by an engineer prior to import, and so VICROADS are technically responsible. I have to foot the Roadworthy changes, so it'll be around $70 for the tint correction, and I'll obviosuly fix the washer issue myself, but at least it takes some heat off the issue
Why isn't this all written on the threatening letter that they sent us???? No freaking idea, but I plan to bring it up with VICROADS WELL after I've had it all sorted.....no point throwing oil in the fire......now, VICROADS are still jerking me around a bit, but just keep patient...it's working for me so far, and as long as a VICROAD assigned engineer is working on your car, the suspension will be deferred in the interim....make sure you pu teverthin gin writting just in case shite hits the fan later..
I've got a feeling if you try to take VICROADS on head-on, they'll screw you bigtime and de-reg your ride
The dude in Heidelberg's pretty cool and understanding - hasn't been fully worked out but getting there, so give this a go as well.....
I'd better place anothe post, regarding the issue with steering wheel below since this is getting kinda long, and i need help with that too.
Lemme know how you get along

I'll keep you posted on how I do too
Anyone else sharing our torment????