FTO AUSTRALIA

So, I have returned after a long journey of self-realisation and inner peace.

A breakup does many a harsh thing to a man, so I had to choose a way to overcome my issues.
My method for overcoming these issues came in the way of the discovery of my new mistress; Kandi.

She's an exotic dancer from Atlanta, and I met her on a dull day in my local Hungry Jack's carpark. She was in a terrible state. Hair disheveled, clothes soaked in mud, looked like she hadn't had a bath in a long while. I decided that I would be a generous and giving citizen, and help her out. Any girl deserves a second chance at life, and Kandi was no exception!
After taking her home, I showered her, cleaned her clothes, and did her hair; basically gave her a makeover. She was beautiful; a true expression of beauty. I'm a happy man now. She asked me to take pictures of her like one of my french girls, so I did. Here they are, all for your viewing pleasure.

DISCLAIMER: Intoxication may have applied throughout this entire period.

Omg lol her tits are so hot they melted.

Shhtuart wrote:Omg lol her tits are so hot they melted.

I'm really terrible at crafting nipples.

LOL WTF Jack.

Shhtuart wrote:Omg lol her tits are so hot they melted.

You're a fuckin' weird c**t aye

Sahin wrote:You're a fuckin' weird c**t aye

You're lucky you don't live in the same state as him.

Sahin wrote:You're a fuckin' weird c**t aye

How many times does this photo have to be used tonight?

It's getting old man, it's getting old. You need to find a new one!

ObsidianRadio wrote:

Shhtuart wrote:Omg lol her tits are so hot they melted.

I'm really terrible at crafting nipples.

What the flying f**k.

Astron_Boy wrote:What the flying f**k.

This is the subsection of FTOAu reality devoted to Jack's brain.

bjk wrote:

Astron_Boy wrote:What the flying f**k.

This is the subsection of FTOAu reality devoted to Jack's brain.

I'm just glad I don't live in the same state.
I genuinely just rugged up 3 layers, and it's not because of the weather.

This c**nts offtap

f**k.............................................

I'm speechless

Astron_Boy wrote:

bjk wrote:

Astron_Boy wrote:What the flying f**k.

This is the subsection of FTOAu reality devoted to Jack's brain.

I'm just glad I don't live in the same state.
I genuinely just rugged up 3 layers, and it's not because of the weather.

Were the three layers over your eyes?

kiz wrote:f**k.............................................

I'm speechless

I anticipated it would be fair bad.

To be honest, the condition of the face was pretty deceiving.

She's hot man...

I have a Barbie too
My mum asked me what I wanted for Xmas a few years ago and jokingly I said a Barbie doll.
Guess what I got for Xmas that year?
My mum is a dress maker and the following year she made my Barbie a black lace dress and sexy black underwear.

The next SA cruise our Barbies should get together for a sexy photoshoot

PHIL069 wrote:The next SA cruise our Barbies should get together for a sexy photoshoot

I... you...

Get out.

DANIEL, TAKE HIM BACK, HE'S CRAZY.

bjk wrote:DANIEL, TAKE HIM BACK, HE'S CRAZY.

PHIL069 wrote:

bjk wrote:DANIEL, TAKE HIM BACK, HE'S CRAZY.

Hey, you brought this on your own head, mister!

bjk wrote:

PHIL069 wrote:

bjk wrote:DANIEL, TAKE HIM BACK, HE'S CRAZY.

Hey, you brought this on your own head, mister!