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HOW THE HELL DO FKN KIDS FIND EGGING CARS FUNNY?? WHERE IS THE JOY IN THROWING THE EGG!?
GET A LIFE FAR OUT! SO DUMB! IF ONLY I KNEW WHO IT WAS I WOULD COVER THEIR CAR IN EGG grrr buying cameras for the house now

Find them and pour brake fluid all over theirs

fish oil in the vents works better.....

Omg i love this! Revenge tips! Def will try them to someone who will truly deserve it!

this is so annoying! this has happened so many times! pure haters.
haters gna hate! i hope one day ill catch them. like the idiot who stuck his rude finger at me haha i followed him home and now i know where he lives

yeah! i need tips! far out

Thermite is even better again. How to burn a hole through the bonnet, head, block, crossmember & pavement with a 50c size pile of powder \ /

Been driving like a dickhead around your local area?

You probably deserve it, people don't go out of their way to egg a car.

Normally means you've pissed someone off.

This must that 'surly' stage you're going through Matt. It usually happens when you reach 'oldtimer' status & still have the time of day to give detailed repsonses. Hopefully it'll wear off sooner rather than later. Eventually you get to 'has been' stage where you only pipe up if one of the enthusiastic yet relative newbs fails to answer a post correctly. Or if you are talking in gibberish.

silverGPX wrote:Been driving like a dickhead around your local area?

You probably deserve it, people don't go out of their way to egg a car.

Normally means you've pissed someone off.

bullshit

how about other peoples jealousy.

I had my car egged when I was at school... Why? Cause I was 1 of 5 people with a car... and yes, all 5 of our cars were egged.

hate happens. Morons get karma.

Edit. Bennoz, found one you missed for your penis mate.

Astron_Boy wrote:

silverGPX wrote:Been driving like a dickhead around your local area?

You probably deserve it, people don't go out of their way to egg a car.

Normally means you've pissed someone off.

bullshit

how about other peoples jealousy.

I had my car egged when I was at school... Why? Cause I was 1 of 5 people with a car... and yes, all 5 of our cars were egged.

hate happens. Morons get karma.

lol nah i cant drive like a hoon in my area too many cops and theres a school down the road, its happened before to neighbours and yes people do go out of their way to egg cars.. its what kids do when theyre bored lol and i would rant if i knew i was wrong coz then thats just stupid of me feel sorry for the beamer down the road lol he must be pissed..

Astron_Boy wrote:Edit. Bennoz, found one you missed for your penis mate.

gpx000 wrote:its what kids do when theyre bored lol

This is exactly what it is, I've egged somebody's house when I was a kid and threw our spare eggs at random cars cos it seemed funny at the time, stupid but well I didn't know any better back then.

Sucks, good things it was just eggs and nothing else!

Actually, I just remembered the last time I egged something - About 3 years ago, my bro was driving home and some bogans threw eggs at his car as he drove past over their fence, thinking they'd be safe there. It was a 2 minute drive down from our house, so both my brothers and me and like 4 friends who were over at the house went and bought 6 trays of eggs and unloaded it all over their house. They didn't even come out

Edit: A good way for revenge is super glue on silver coins, just place them on the car as you're walking by, just putting a coin on the car which doesn't look sus at all. Have actually done this to the dude who I'm pretty sure put a meter long key mark on my car when I first got it, first day of my new job. He drove a beamer his daddy bought him too

My car got egged to man. Jealous f**kers.

Brake fluid in water bombs work a treat I'll come help you do it I had my 35 egged last yr

This is horrible. Just last week another member from another forum had his car egged too!
Stupid delinquents

I see your egging and I raise you.
Couple weeks ago my brothers car was grafitied! "SS" written in black spray on the side of his car. He was parked out the front of our house. Thing was they got like 10 cars in the suburb!
Luckily a bit of cut and polish and it came off
Another nasty one was someone threw water bombs full of honey at my Fto within a week of me having it!
Bloody kids...

yeah my mates car down the road had his car spray painted of a penis haha in bright pink. stupid kids i seriously hate them!! if i ever catch them theyre gna wish they never did it! i still think its this red p plate pulsar who thinks he has a tripple s.. drives like a hoon up and down my street with his mates screaming and yelling. luckily it was at night so the egg ddnt really have time to dry up on the paint. far out so annoyed!

bass_twitch wrote: Another nasty one was someone threw water bombs full of honey at my Fto within a week of me having it!
Bloody kids...

wow they go through a lot of effort just to do that to your car.

i still dont understand why kids do it. they should be at home studying!

I've got this one tosser in a white S13 that thought it'd be funny to drop a set all the way down the street, round the corner & up his driveway to where he then parked.

I called the cops. Car's been sat there unused for at least 3 months now

Bennoz wrote:I've got this one tosser in a white S13 that thought it'd be funny to drop a set all the way down the street, round the corner & up his driveway to where he then parked.

I called the cops. Car's been sat there unused for at least 3 months now

you missed over the kerb and up his driveway...


a couple of years ago my mums little blue yaris was spraypainted with racing stripes and a big number 5 on the doors with a circle around them... (i did have a chuckle)