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Victorian Floods

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:03 pm
by I8A4RE
Collingwood flood victims need assistance - Please Give Generously

Torrential rain hit Collingwood in the early hours of last Friday night.

Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, flannies soaked, woollen trackies sagging, muttering 'Faaackinell'.

Flood waters devastated the area causing approximately $30 worth of damage.

Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their Centrelink cheques arrived.

The Collingwood Herald reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Smith St ..

One resident - Maree Sharon Britney Madonna Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said 'It was such a shock, my little daughter Chardonnay-Mercedes came running in to my bedroom crying. My youngest two Joachim and River slept through it all.'

Apparently, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal.

The Australian Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Bacardi-Breezers to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including Health Care Cards, Jewellery from Kmart and Bone China from Big W.

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include: flannelette Shirts, tight blue jeans or spandex, singlets (blue & white) white sport socks, Ugg boots and any other items usually sold in Priceline or The Reject Shop.

Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs urgently needed include: Microwave meals, Baked Beans, Ice cream, Chips, Fizzy drinks.

Re: Victorian Floods

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:41 pm
by Supplanter
Just because your floods were bigger than ours :(

Re: Victorian Floods

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:11 pm
by koolio1234
Supplanter wrote:Just because your floods were bigger than ours :(
:lol:

Re: Victorian Floods

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:45 pm
by Kustom
:lol: :lol:

Re: Victorian Floods

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:24 pm
by SchumieFan
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Victorian Floods

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:24 am
by Shhtuart
:facepalm2:

Re: Victorian Floods

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:21 am
by Astron_Boy
:kustomfto:

Re: Victorian Floods

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:44 pm
by sublime19
this made me LOL irl, gj simmo :p

Re: Victorian Floods

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:12 pm
by Bennoz
sublime19 wrote:irl, gj simmo :p
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Re: Victorian Floods

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:49 pm
by I8A4RE
Bennoz wrote:
sublime19 wrote:irl, gj simmo :p
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Bahahahaha,

I thought he had something in his mouth, I was wondering what astro meant by his post lol.

Re: Victorian Floods

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:14 pm
by sublime19
Bennoz wrote:
sublime19 wrote:irl, gj simmo :p
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lol, irl = in real life

Commonly used term for online multiplayer gaming :lol: